Told This To My Roommate And She Responded With "what Is The Force If Not A Rat" With A Disapproving

told this to my roommate and she responded with "what is the force if not a rat" with a disapproving vibe strong enough to kill a man, so now I AM going to elaborate: why the force and a rat are basically the same thing: Is hard to see? ✅ Surrounds all living things? ✅ Lends itself to extremes? ✅ Motivated by cheese? Inconclusive but most likely i will die on this hill.

torbin from the acolyte looks like linguini from ratatouille. no, i will not elaborate, nor will I take criticism.

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star wars ratatouille the acolyte torbin you can't look at yoda and tell me the force doesn't beg him to go after cheese like the mongrel he is yoda is the original force rat LUKE?~??!! mr. milk-drinker himself probably has the force whisper in his ear to eat the whole block of space cheese on a regular basis force is definitely motivated by cheese maybe i am a jedi

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