Qpjat076 - Ba-dum-tisss(m)

Also great how people had assumed that the shot in the trailer of Mark gorging down on a plate of food hunched over the table would be innie Mark thanks to reintegration, so hungry from only eating office snacks and experiencing diverse and intense flavors for the first time. Turns out it was good ol' outie Mark. Just chompin away looking like a sad wet and starving stray animal as per usual<3 exactly the way things should be

damn girl that was the best black widow movie I’ve ever seen

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

poké babies pt.2

ALT

I was thinking of how every time I see Cal with a blue lightsaber I'm confused (even if thats his canon colour) bc I mostly play with yellow/orange and see people thag play with those colours

SO imagine Cal in TL4J just showing up one day with like a pink lightsaber or some thing and everyone else is like wot

i have a solution to your problem (sound on)

op gets it watched a girl crumple on asphalt. completely passed out. no one budged except me (i was in charge). begged the director to stop so I could hear if she was responsive. nothing happened. band plays on. once watched a boy vomit on the field. 70,000 people there and man just kept marching

c&m 10000000000% only cares about finishing their set. marching orders transcend severence, lads.

People asking why the severed marching band didn’t care their drum major got locked in a bathroom — have you ever BEEN in a marching band??

“Keep playing” is the TOP PRIORITY. People have thrown up and no one blinks. People have passed out on the field from exhaustion and heat and we just step over them. The bottom half of one girl’s instrument FELL OFF DURING A COMPETITION and not one of us even twitched. An. Eyelid.

Milchick trapped in a bathroom behind a vending machine by two random fellow innies, him furiously banging on the door as they plead for help? Not C&M’s problem, boo. They gotta keep pointing those toes and lifting those heels. It’s what he would have wanted

black widow stan here and yah. you’re 100% right.

Hot take but Yelena is already a better written character than Natasha ever was and she's only been in 2 movies and a couple TV episodes

I too would only do marching band again with the aid of a corporate sanctioned lobotomy

the work is mysterious and important, and that's why we've severed this tuba player