I Feel Attacked

my username may be putinsactualbigdick but nowadays its all about the putussy y'know

Everytime you watch family related porn or call your partner "daddy or mommy" your just proving Sigmund Freud right and that's just ain't it right that, I ain't taking the L that is Freud winning.

Sometimes my mind is *blows bubbles into a glass of milk* and other times it's *stares off into distance waiting for 1 singular thought to occur* could be both at once

What if Medusas pubes where snakes too like she could eat herself out

This generation may be powerful but also like we finna be 69 up in here still using the weird saying of Jared 19 and have people not understand but just say what your 76 and your name ain't even Jared wtf do you mean then in the old folks home you'll hear a chorus of "never fucken learned how to read" but like this entire gen that understands can go off with our weird sayings

could you imagine if there was just like "comedic" commentary from a disembodied voice in porn like two peeps just be fuck'n and you just hear *shlap shlap shlap* they aren't the only thing cumming tonight *shlap shlap shlap* so are many tears as I cry myself to sleep from the crushing loneliness *shlap shlap shlap*

An octopus will become a fleshy if shown tentacle porn and have been proven to be aroused by the tentacle porn after which will try to fuck humans instead of other octopussies

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

If you use them tag #lanyinktober

Scene: two friends having a conversation in a living room

Fr1(rob): you know what they don't tell you enough growing up?

*enter random 3rd dude stage left*

Fr3(george) DUDE, FUCK THE PATRIARCHY

Fr2(Dickard) :yeah dude, not even once