I have returned from the dead cinema. For those who missed the news, I went to see Nosferatu with my mum. Which is discouraged unless your mum is a funny one.
Without further ado, I present the popularly requested What my mum said about Nosferatu:
"There isn't enough of Nosferatu. The director must have run out of money."
"I don't like the crunchy noise he makes when he bites people. It isn't elegant, and he's supposed to be a nobleman." (Cue us joking that it's the sound of Orlok's teeth falling out. Chaotic humour is a family trait, I'm afraid.)
"Does the professor die?" Me: "Noooo, unless Thomas threw him out the window right after the end." Her: "Thomas, lock him in the chapel."
"It's a shame Ellen's friend dies. She has such nice clothes."
*Sailor hammering open Orlok's crate.* "C'mon, he's not at home!"
"Did Thomas get the bag of gold, at least?"
(More Cat Orlok drawings here and here!)
Hi!
I know I've already been on haitus for a while, but well, I'll be even more haitus for the next week because I'll be travelling.
I've been having a hard time drawing anything. It's not that I have any difficulties that I can pinpoint. It just never seemed to happen. And it kept not happening.
I've been working on a new writing project, I want to say it sucks, but to be fair, it's just not what I usually like to write or even to read, so I won't insult it yet. It deserves it, though. It includes someone sucking on a raw steak. And a ferris wheel. And sad things because of course.
Anyway, enjoy this doodle that hopefully I'll find the heart to finish after next week!
C'est le mien !
Doing colouring as a kid, I always ignored instructions and drew snot and tears on all the things with faces. To stop old habits from popping out, I traced this with baking paper against my phone, then traced that with watercolour paper against my desk lamp. It hurt my arms, so I filled in the details freestyle, I hope it worked! Phans with a printer, follow instructions now!
Colour it in your style!
Well, originally this was my valentine's day drawing.... buuuuut i hate christines pose, and then i gave up.
Well, iiiiiiiiif you want, download it, print it out, colour it in your style :-)
Credit me, so i can see what you did 😍 have fun!
He uses a lasso, how could I not? When I found out that Ramin Karimloo's Phantom has a fancy hat, it settled the matter.
I recently found out Love Never Dies exists and will be spending the rest of my life pretending it doesn't. This is what I believe Erik would do if he went to America. He'll be fine, lots of train tracks to blow up.
More Phantom cats here, human Phantom drawing here.
*Pulls my vampire out of the blender* He's up for it!
Compassion: 10/10
Bitterness: 1/10
Happiness: 8/10
Politeness: 7/10 (points off for being a saucy coquette)
Chivalry: 9/10
Pride: 2/10 (vanity 10/10)
Honesty: 5/10 (Heart-on-sleeve oversharer, but lies to himself unconsciously so don't believe him)
Bravery: 9/10 (because dumb)
Recklessness: 10/10 (because dumb)
Ambition: 1/10
Loyalty: 7/10 (dead loyal in friendship, not so in romance)
Love: 10/10
Sense of Family: 6/10 (he has a History)
Attractiveness: 10/10
Agility: 10/10 (pole-dancing, wall-climbing ballerina)
Sex Drive: 10/10
And Aurik is 10/10 adorable, I won't take anything other rating.
Beautiful Aurik art by @ohheyitsgray
Compassion: 9/10
Bitterness: 7/10
Happiness: 3/10
Politeness: 8/10
Chivalry: 7/10
Pride: 1/10
Honesty: 8/10
Bravery: 2/10
Recklessness: 5/10
Ambition: 2/10
Loyalty: 9/10
Love: 9/10
Sense of Family: 9/10
Attractiveness: 1/10
Agility: 5/10
Sex Drive: 4/10
Tagging: anyone who hasn't done this yet but wants to!
Here, I get up to shenanigans with fellow artists, review and ramble, post my writing, crafts and PoTO art because reasons.
My main blogs:
Book/history blog: @purrlockholmesbooksblog
Main art blog: @purrlockholmesbooks
My Gothic literature fanfic Gothic Tales from Melancholia is on AO3
The illustrated t-shirt does exist.
-Art requests are always welcome! I mainly draw, but will also get (hand)crafty if you have good, or unhinged, ideas.
-Asks about drawings, writing, OCs and projects.
-Asks for opinions/reviews of books, films, etc. I love researching and jabbering about my findings.
-Personal questions that won't help any unsavoury individuals to find me in real life (i.e., by all means ask me about my existential crises, but not about my nationality).
Everything about this drawing makes me happy, but the detail that makes my Undead heart sing is the yellow-covered copy of Dracula. It's the 1897 edition, designed to evoke the appearance of the 'yellowback' - the cheap sensational fiction sold at railway stations at the time. Dr Watson was mentioned reading one in The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. (Above is the miniature version I made for my haunted dollhouse.)
Cover me in sunshine...Shower me with good times
Tell me that the world's been spinning since the beginning....And everything will be alright
What can I say, my little nosferatu loves yellow. Get some sleep, Aurik.
watercolour and gouache with coloured pencil detailing, a little white ink for highlights.
What are your "Oh no, if people I know read this, they'll be concerned," writing projects?
I don't often talk about these original characters, Lolly and Stephen Wargrave, since their story is quite twisted and hard to make into funny posts. Well, I had the urge to cattify them today, and it's sort of funny, so here they are.
These gory weirdos are brainrotting me now, so maybe I'll blab about them again soon.
I loved going through your comics (and doing a bit of ✨️research✨️ in your art archives) to put in the little details, and listening to the album too! I thought this was the perfect song for Erik, and I'm so glad it's among your favourites when I (discreetly) asked!
Look what i've got from @purrlockswatson !!! I bought the goober cats advent calendar and payed a bit more than i should. And i got this!!!
Ahhhhhhhhh it is so soooo cute!!! And look at the details!!! Erik with his guitar and rose hoodie!! Chrissy wrapped up in a blanket, and they are listening toooo florence + the meowchine!!! Guess the song ahhhhhh 😆✨ guess the album ❤️🔥
And last but not least, sasha!!! Sasha the raindeerdog. I die of happiness.
(Loosely) based on comic panels sent to me by @blackforrestpunk . Read his comics here. Bonus points if you can catch a Cat Punk Erik.
Get yourself a friend in a vastly different time zone with whom you can still complain about being sleep depraved at the same time or something
Draw me like one of your English vampires.
WIP. One of Cleopatra's occupations is portrait commissions for vampires who can't see their reflections. Pierce is a born model.
Proud of my Regency Era furniture (and my humans), though something still seems a little wonky. I don't know much by way of perspective or proportion, so that's one of the skills I hope to improve this year.
Amanda. Artist. Writer. Victorian vampire. Here lies my shenanigans.
245 posts