Probably? Mes Amis, It's Fudging Canon!

Not even the whole song, only that.

Thanks to @grisha-brain for the tag! I hope you don't mind me answering with my 'ramble' blog. And thank you for stalking my art blog, haha!

@windforkthewriter @nalesnik-z-morela @blackforrestpunk @vladimirsangel @whyisthereacentaur @hazbinash @t4z-0n-p4wz @greenfinchwriter

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Am trying to trim down a monstrosity of a manuscript. In the meantime, enjoy some of my Best Writer Brainrot Moments.

BRIEFLY. I was trying to spell BRIEFLY.

More of my spelling mistakes here.

Making a Nosferatu bag. Paused and went, "Oh no, it's Bitsy!"

Do you see it? Yes?

Yes.

Vampire Bitsy:

Ooh goodness, thank you so much for reading and poiting it out, I will edit it. That is quite an on-the-nose title, I can't believe I forgot it!

Blog post: 5 most Unhinged Sherlock Holmes Stories

Purrlock Holmes Books

5 most unhinged Sherlock Holmes stories

Sherlock Holmes doesn’t always live up to his reputation of being a thinking machine. Or rather, he has a few bugs. Spoilers ahead! The Adve

My apologies for my radio silence. As the Victorians may say, I have been suffering from delicate nerves (that is to say, miserable for no definite reason that anybody could identify).

I have had this post in the backroom ready to go for a month now, but could never bring myself to finish it - here it is, in all it's chaotic glory.

Oscar Wilde WOULD be a social media fiend. He'd be right at home there. Anyhow, I don't have a head for business, so um, this is my marketing plan.

The Importance of Being Promotional

Apparently, we at Purrlock Holmes Books are not good at marketing, mostly because I put Oscat Wilde in charge. He IS an early influencer and social phenomenon, but he's completely forgotten to do our advertising.

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I love Gerik the Cat and cat vampires that you have drawn! Could you draw Gerik as 12 — a supernatural being? He must be so cute with vampire fangs 💗

He's here! The vampurr of the opurra!

Gerik ticks all the vampire essentials except for the FANGS. He even has a Byronic shirt, and we all know Byron was the first model pretty vampire.

From this prompt list! Send in which items (and cats) you want to see! I already have two cat kisses in the wings... 👀

All POTO cats here!

Merik, put that down. You know Cherik is one second away from throwing that timer at you. You're all banned. (THANK YOU for doing this!)

A special episode of the Phantoms House sitcom!

A trade/ collab with the fantastic @purrlockswatson <333 (ily)

Our boys tend to fight A LOT, so Cherik (who’s really good at cooking and basically the chef of the house) had the unfortunate idea of proposing cooking together as a bonding activity…

It was supposed to be something simple… But things did not go very well…

After all this mayhem he has banned the other Eriks from the kitchen, if they want to cook they have to ask direct permission to him and show him a recipe and a detailed plan on how they are going to cook said thing (or beg him to cook, like Gerik usually does)

The Kitten is absolutely smitten!

(Text in ALT because my handwriting is not... writing)

The ✨️wrist thing✨️:

You captured this dummy drama vampire perfectly! 🦇🎀 Kudos to drawing two very fine hands, I was struggling with mine, haha!

Art trade with @purrlockswatson! Their original vampire character, London Pierce ♡

He's just a cutie, disaster kitten

Thank you, @frommarshtheycome @blackghostm2o & @vladimirsangel for the tags, I'm honoured 😭 10 favourite films in GIFs:

Thanks @t4z-0n-p4wz for tagging me in an ask game!

1.Favourite band of all time: Goodness, I don't know any. Maybe "Concrete Blonde" or "Will Wood and the Tapeworms."

2.Scent I really like: A tiny bottle of Miss Dior someone gave me from Christmas. Or the sea. Or frying bacon. (Not all at the same time.)

3.If I were a crystal, what do I want to be? Honestly, I'd rather be a stone so deep in the earth's crust that nobody will dig me up. But Amethyst, because a family member gifted some to me at a stressful time for luck.

4.Team vampires or team werewolf:

VAMPIRES.

Thank you for specifying not Twilight. If that were the case, I'm team pest control.

5.Favourite animal print: Leopard. I have so much leopard print I can become a weirdly shaped leopard if need arises.

6.Strangest item of clothing I own: I don't have it yet, but I'm making a Nosferatu bag.

7.Baggy clothes or fitting: Style-wise, fitting.

8.Socks or no socks: socks, if I remember

9.Favourite Sanrio character? I'll say Cinnamon Roll, but with Kuromi's colour palette.

10.Favourite horror game: I don't know any! Recommendations?