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Brooklyn Nine-Nine, 04x16 - Moo Moo

calum really be tearing this fandom apart with his damn mullet

I've unlocked a new level, my hair looks amazing and I'm in self isolation so no one would ever know

how much your life suck from 1 to getting your period in the middle of a math exam AND its the worst case of cramps you ever had

Well turns out My Life Sucks Real Bad

פאק

איך אומרים אוטו גלידה ברבים??????

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

In memoriam of my killer queen baby, i absolutely adore her, mi vida<3

You don’t love anyone? Of course you don’t, darling. You don’t have the balls for it. To love you need courage.

MY BROTHER JUST SENT ME A VIDEO OF HIM PLAYING NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP ON PIANO AND I GASPED SO DEEP THAT I FUCKING CHOKED OMG

90% Boyle, 60% Rosa

who are y’all most like!?

from nbcbrooklyn99 insta

Sup dudes, in case you were wondering, these are my fandoms:

tv shows:

Brooklyn 99

The good place

Lucifer

The umbrella academy

How to get away with murder

The office

Sherlock

The big bang theory

Killing eve

How I met your mother

The end of the f***ing world

Fauda

La casa de papel (Money heist)

Shadowhunters

New girl

Suits

Wandavision

The Falcon And The Winter Soldier

Schitt's creek

movies:

Marvel

Star wars

Disney

Ocean's franchise

Hamilton (does that count as a movie?)

music:

5 Seconds Of Summer

Yungblud

Nirvana

Taylor Swift

(A shitload of other artists on the scale of Ed Sheeran to Machine Gun Kelly that i didnt write bc it will literally take hours)

books:

Harry potter

The infernal devices

The mortal instruments

The selection

Percy Jackson

The Hunger games

John Green novels

Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda

(crossed: i used to be obsessed but barely involved now) (italics: I didn't finish yet so no spoilers pls)

If you're a part of any of these fandom you're more than welcome to follow me and I'll check you out too <3 feel free to message me about everything/ask questions

Also if you're a sexist/racist/homophobe/antisemitic please get away from this blog bc this is a safe place for everyone

אמאלה מתה

פינת התגובות המרנינות ביוטיוב

והפעם, מה יש לעם ישראל לומר על החתונה של אסי עזר?

הקשוח:

אפילו לחורז המוכשר מכולם אין סמכות מבחינתו (שמעת את זה, לין-מנואל מירנדה?)

המפרגנת-ועם-זאת-מתבאסת:

גם שתי בנים וגם מאותו המין?! השם ירחם

האינטליגנט:

לא יכולתי לומר את זה טוב יותר בעצמי. איפה השכללללללל בעעע אינדיד.

(אבל לפחות הוא לא גזען)

וזה שבא לעשות סדר בדברים:

ברור כשמש! איפה הוא היה כל השנים האלה? כל ההומואיות הזאת היתה יכולה להיחסך מאיתנו

זהו להיום, ועד הפעם הבאה, ניפרד בברכת ‘ברוך שעשני עם סגולה’