I've Unlocked A New Level, My Hair Looks Amazing And I'm In Self Isolation So No One Would Ever Know

this look can get a girl pregnant

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 7/?

*in a group chat*

Shuri: *sends a bunch of emojis*

Shuri: look i built a house!

Shuri: as you can see, I am very bored.

Peter: well, I would advise you to get into a rousing discussion about whether a person stays themselves if their memory is changed, and when Theseus's ship isn't Theseus's ship anymore.

Peter: but that's just nasty.

Peter: that's what happened last time I was building-an-emoji-house bored.

Shuri: yes i love a good paradox!

Tony: are y'all okay? Should I be worried??

T'challa: just go along with it and give up. God knows I have.

I don’t know how to express how much I FEEL for Kenny because all he wants to do is play extreme guess who? with pictures of potential assassins and get to say [hacker voice] “I’m in” every once in a while but Eve’s queer ass keeps dragging him in the middle of her 60 min long winded [STORYTIME: I STABBED MY GF???: NOT CLICKBAIT] YouTube video that is her life meanwhile his mother is actively infiltrating Russian intelligence by getting her spussy (spy pussy) ate and the girl he has a crush on would LOVE to be infiltrated by Carolyn and the boy gets no mf rest… get him some tea please

"fuck you my child is fine!" Ma'am your daughter listens to nirvana and punk rock to chill

Wow, real clever marshall.

b99 + name etymology (insp.)

sorry i totally forgot to post about it, but it's been a crazy week music-wise so

ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN IS RELEASING AN ALBUM?? MOTHERFUCKING SKINNY SKINNY??? IM SHOOK

Machine Gun Kelly has a new album and it's so fucking good i cant even. like I've never really liked him but this new album is a game changer in so many levels?? he should have done pop punk sooner

And ma boi yungblud got a mv for god save me but don't drown me out which is absolutely awesome

damn i feel called out

the type to

both have really good and terrible memory

— taurus, gemini, sagittarius

Tell me childern aren't the best, i dare you

Good News: Our Children Have Some Terrific Ideas for How to Get the Big Ol’ Boat Unstuck From the Suez Canal

Villanelle.

Character: *is literally twice my age*

Me: smol baby

Sane Person™: but—

Me: shhhh

Me: must protect my baby