Weird Stuff My Sleep Deprived Friends Say As Incorrect Quotes 7/?

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 7/?

*in a group chat*

Shuri: *sends a bunch of emojis*

Shuri: look i built a house!

Shuri: as you can see, I am very bored.

Peter: well, I would advise you to get into a rousing discussion about whether a person stays themselves if their memory is changed, and when Theseus's ship isn't Theseus's ship anymore.

Peter: but that's just nasty.

Peter: that's what happened last time I was building-an-emoji-house bored.

Shuri: yes i love a good paradox!

Tony: are y'all okay? Should I be worried??

T'challa: just go along with it and give up. God knows I have.

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GOD I LIVE SHARON they did it absolutely perfect, 1000000/10 on everything

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Thank you for this

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Sherlock: Thanks dad

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Sherlock: No I didn’t , I said “thanks man.”

Greg: Do you see me as a father figure, sherlock.

Sherlock: No, I see you as a bother figure as you’re always bothering me.

John: Don’t Talk To Your Father Like That!


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