Sherlock: I'm fucking outta here!
Ms. Hudson: hey, don't swear!
Sherlock: I do what I want, I'm punk rock.
John: no you're not.
5SOS LOCKSCREENS
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My brother just started screaming out of nowhere, then yelled "IM SICK OF THIS" and 3 seconds later said "yay!!" then got up from his chair and bumped his toe and screamed in pain.
If that isn't a mood i dont know what is.
I’m sorry. Did I step on your moment?
Natasha Romanoff in Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
lol so my friend and i watch b99 and every once in a while we say "title of your sex tape" to each other to make the other one laugh and one time in math i was struggling and whispered to myself "what am i doing wrong?" and she whispered " title of your sex tape" and i laughed like hell and the teacher yelled at us but we couldn't stop laughing
This is my favourite parallel ever
nathan young (misfits, 1x04) || klaus hargreeves (the umbrella academy, 1x10)
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
I've unlocked a new level, my hair looks amazing and I'm in self isolation so no one would ever know
how much your life suck from 1 to getting your period in the middle of a math exam AND its the worst case of cramps you ever had
Well turns out My Life Sucks Real Bad
I need the damn glasses asap
Kurt’s sunglasses appreciation
And both can reference to sex
When people “nail” something, they did a great job. When they “screw” something, they ruined it.
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