I Stan An Otp Where Person A Is An Adorable Dork And Person B Is A Badass And/or Know-it-all But Gets

You're the devil himself.

Depending on how you die, you experience a different afterlife. For example, if you’re stabbed, you become a grim reaper, if you die peacefully you become someone’s guardian angel, if you’re poisoned you become someone’s “imaginary” friend, if you die of suffocation you become a ghost… Now, you’re the first human who has ever died because of magic, what’s your afterlife like?

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 12/?

Drunk Amy: what if, but hear me out on this, what if we could eat cream cheese like an apple??

Jake, to the bartender: whatever you gave her, I want some too.

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 5/?

Charles: *singing* who run the girls? World!

Gina: *chokes on her drink*

Charles: wait no I messed up!

Bored ice coffee

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 11/?

*beach day, everyone's in the water*

Luther and Diego: *trying to drown each other and spraying water at each other*

Five: *dives and touches everyone's legs, pretends it was fish*

Vanya: *vibes with the waves, doing her best not to drown*

Allison: *constantly complaints about seaweed sticking to her feet*

Luther: *while fighting Diego* OH GOD DIEGO YOU KICKED ME IN THE NARDS

Diego: FUCK YOU IT WASN'T ME

Allison: FIVE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU TOUCH MY FEET ONE MORE TIME AND I WILL RUMOUR YOU TO DROWN YOURSELF

Five: *laughing in the distance*

Vanya: umm guys can someone please push me closer to the beach? I'm kinda drifting away... Anyone?

Klaus: how am i the only functional adult left in this family? I mean this is rock bottom for y'all.

Ben: *sipping piña colada, completely unaware of the chaos*

and people have the audacity to ask why i stan him.

This is complete chaotic studio energy for your eyes only, had lots of fun exploring Youngblood for its 3rd anniversary. Here's a train wreck for your entertainment - @ashtonirwin. 🎥 @ryanfleming

via 5SOS' Instagram. 12th April 2021

Fuck it imma do it

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Just do it if you feel like!!

I've gotten some this or that tags and that made me want to make one of my own! Here goes! This is all over the place I'm sorry about that in advance!

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@procrastinationonvacation @captainwaffles @upside-down-person @theagendervoid @randomfandomnerd @justmemyselfandthefridge @sunshinediangelo @paynomindtomyidiocy @crzyprsn42

@ashtonsunshine

I couldn't seem to be able to reblog you answer and i dont know whether it's intentional or not.

Anyway, thank you for responding. I understand your concern and I'm glad you decided to answer me.

Firstly, it's good to see that at least one person in this shithole reads stuff when it comes to politics and not just rely on infographics on social media and fake news.

About religion: this conflict isn't based on religion, and most jewish and muslim people i know don't really care about it overall. This is about the constant fear of literal death hanging over our heads, on both sides.

For the past 75 years (and this is like the bare minimum) israelis and palestinians have been fighting over everything, and i can assure you that there is no single soul on this earth profiting from this hideous war. Non of us enjoy living in terror (and gaza is ruled by the terrorist organisation hamas, incase you didn't know), non of us want this to continue and unfortunately both sides can't seem to find an acceptable solution.

I saw a lot of posts about how israel is the bad guy because we had about 10 dead and the palestinians had like 150, so how can you possibly compare?!? We can't, but people can't demand us to not protect our citizens from thousands of rockets that could've killed hundreds, nor to not respond when two million people have to run for shelter. This is war, not kindergarten. I understand your point about the death and destruction, it makes me sad too, but sometimes people who live in Europe or Asia or the USA or whatever miss the point that we only attack as retaliation.

This conflict isn't gonna just magically end over #freepalestine trending nor by israel giving the Palestinians land and authority over themselves (simply because the current rulers are corrupted and radical). Nonetheless, i truly hope we can eventually over come this.

I still don't know if I'm going to unfollow you or not, but i think i should probably take some time off Tumblr for a while.

Stay safe🇮🇱💙

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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

This is my favourite parallel ever

nathan young (misfits, 1x04) || klaus hargreeves (the umbrella academy, 1x10)