And I Hope When You Look At Me Years Down The Line You Say I Was A Faggot And Slayed

You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.

How’s it going bros? Not great. Not great at all bros.

i relate to patrick bateman not because i hate women or gay people or whatever but because i too can sit on my ass and do fuck all every day and my internal monologue will be like "i'm deranged. i'm inhuman. i'm a twisted fucking cycle path

new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

NY Times is run by sadistic clowns 🤡

*talking about myself* omg what’s wrong with her

we’re all a bit cracy in a way, but we’re also normal.

planting a kiss on your cheek and letting it grow and sprout into a beautiful kissflower. aaaand its draining your HP and transferring it to me. sorry :/

“Just cause I want to fucking die doesn’t mean you should kill me and also everyone else and just cause I hate my life and it’s fucking miserable doesn’t mean you get to make it, or anyone else’s life, more so... lol.”

What I love most about Gen Z is how unbothered but simultaneously extremely bothered we are in general

“I’ll probably die in my 20s and even that is an overestimation of my lifespan. I don’t even give a fuck I just want it to be over soon”

“I stg that if you old dumbfucks do not fix the damage you did to the earth I will put hot sauce in your contact lens solution. Also just vaccinate your kid Jillian they’re probably not gonna end up autistic, you absolute idiot”