My Take On The Books Vs Fanfic Debate Is That The Written Word Was Invented By The Devil

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

every time i make a mistake im like theyre going to put me down like a sick dog

I had a vague idea, and my friend Allen had powerful followthrough. Follow him on TikTok @existential_dreaddd

“Just cause I want to fucking die doesn’t mean you should kill me and also everyone else and just cause I hate my life and it’s fucking miserable doesn’t mean you get to make it, or anyone else’s life, more so... lol.”

What I love most about Gen Z is how unbothered but simultaneously extremely bothered we are in general

“I’ll probably die in my 20s and even that is an overestimation of my lifespan. I don’t even give a fuck I just want it to be over soon”

“I stg that if you old dumbfucks do not fix the damage you did to the earth I will put hot sauce in your contact lens solution. Also just vaccinate your kid Jillian they’re probably not gonna end up autistic, you absolute idiot”

Every time you post a picture of Tommy, my day gets at least 15% better. She's wonderful. Give her a Newport from me.

she is the animal ever. I’ll put money in her cigarette fund.

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious