Tyrion "the Kingslapper" Lannister

I think the reason why I'm not a judgmental person is that I honestly have no right to be like bitch I can sing the entirety of the Hamilton musical by heart and I spend my time reading analysis on my favorite pieces of media and fanfiction about dead gay wizards, I'm pretty sure whatever the other person has got going for them is probably cooler than all that

Regulus is a little shit and when he and James started hooking up, he always downplayed how much he liked him. Imagine HOW MORTIFIED he was when James opened his sketchbook to look at a drawing of a pretty flower he glanced at and ended up finding numerous sketches Regulus had done of James,some of them even dating back to before the two had started being romantically involved. Not only that, there was also so much delicacy,details, and softness to the way Regulus captured the glint of Jame's eyes,his dimples,his messed up hair. Regulus tried to convince him that "it was just practice Potter" and that "you just always happened to be there Potter" but James had the most SMUG LITTLE GRIN on his face for the rest of the day

James tried wearing contacts once and absolutely hated it. He started crying when it was time to take them out because he got scared of putting his fingers in his eyes, and half the Gryffindor common room came to calm him down it was a whole thing

Kageyama and Hinata bicker all the time, so most people who meet them think they don't really like each other all that much. That's what Miya Atsumu thought too the first time he saw the pair together. But during training camp, he saw Kageyama's eyes visibly soften when talking about Hinata. He ranted about it to his twin later. "I mean god, Osamu, his voice got all gentle and shit it was SO CHEESY." Later, when Miya wanted to put his contact info in Kageyama's phone, he noticed the photo that Tobio had of Shoto as his homescreen wallpaper. The photo looked so intimate, Hinata was lying in bed sleeping, his hair all ruffled. Miya knew Kageyama probably made fun of Shoyo when he woke up ( He did "You fucking idiot, are you really falling asleep in the middle of an action movie??"). Miya also knew that Kageyama probably cuddled next to Shoyo (He did "Oh shut up Tobi just come here I'm tired" "Fine I guess I could sleep too" "Aww you like meee" "Shush Shoyo") (Miya is not jealous he's fine without that, really. Who needs all that stupid love shit anyways.)

Remus loves horror movies and he tried watching them with Sirius, but Sirius is a scaredy little bitch and always ends up ruining the movie, so now Remus has movie nights with Regulus where they just watch the most unhinged, terrifying shit. Sometimes, Sirius or James will attempt to sit with them and just watch what they're watching, but they always end up living the room absolutely horrified ("Bloody hell James our boyfriends are psychopaths")

The reason why Lily,Remus, and Regulus never got to be a trio in cannon is because if they were, they would have stopped Voldy so quickly. These bitches would be such a power trio they would be absolutely unstoppable

Sirius and Regulus weren't allowed to read muggle stories when they were younger for OBVIOUS reason, and they never really felt the need to anyway. Until one day, Regulus got his hands on an old book filled with muggle fairytales, and he was absolutely captivated. He and Sirius would stay up at night under the covers with just a small light reading the same stories over and over again. Little Reggie was terrified of the story of "The Little Mermaid" because he couldn't bear the thought of Sirius leaving him and their house for someone he loved (like the Little Mermaid left her family under the sea for the prince). Sirius would always reassure him that that would never happen, that he would never love anyone more than his little brother. As Regulus was drowing in his final moments, he couldn't help but think about the irony of the situation, Sirius left him, and now Regulus was going back to his place in the water

Oikawa is the biggest passenger princess. This man never walks anywhere, but he also refuses to learn how to drive himself (and he doesn't want to admit it's because he's terrified). He ends up calling Iwaizumi to pick him up at the most random hours of the day, too. After practice, when is he exhausted and whiney? I waizumi drives him. He want to leave the club? Iwaizumi is the way to go. Needs a ride back from or to the airport? Iwaizumi not only drives him but wakes him up and is basically the reason Oikawa doesn't miss any for his flights. Wants to go visit his parents? He gives Iwaizumi a bat of his eyelashes, and the man is opening his car door with an eye roll

Tumblr really got me realising that I'm to my core an attention whore. I open this app see two new likes and I just sit there giggling "oh my god two people actually liked something I said stahp" LIKS GIRL STOP THATS SO EMBARRASSING FOR ME LET ME PLAY NONCHALANT AGAIN

Honestly if my ex, my one true soulmste, my "you drew stars around my scars", my "I love you like the moon loves the stars" married my younger COUSIN not even a YEAR after I DIED I would COME BACK JUST TO STOP THAT WEDDING CAUSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! THAT HOUSEHOLD WOULD BE HAUNTED AND ID BE THE PETTIEST GHOST