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so yall know that post about how aziraphale wears deuteranopia-friendly colors bc Crowley is a snake and snakes are colorblind? So everyone agrees that Crowley only sees shades of blue and yellow?

Obviously in the show, his hair is red. In the book, his hair is dark. See where I'm going with this?

he has no idea his hair is red.

I suggest that the book's narrator was informed by Crowley himself, and narrator simply didn't question him.

Thoughts on this theory?

having an anxiety attack bc I don't have the money to survive rn, how to I make a living by being cool and hot and funny?? like do yall just pay me a monthly fee or smthg

characters I relate to and base my personality on but I'm deeply unstable

- crowley, good omens

- juno, penumbra pod

- Ed, ofmd

- eda, toh

okay okay there’s a lot of tma and malevolent crossovers but here’s what I wanna know

could Juno Steel do malevolent.

if you can't keep crystals, keep rocks but set them with whatever intentions you want.

On full moons, "accidentally" leave a glass of water near a windowsill, and use it quickly!

Draw sigils in hand soaps, sanitizers, and lotions when no one's looking.

Research how to use a regular deck of cards for tarot readings.

Draw pictures of offerings for your deity, and rip the paper to give it to them.

Good luck yall, and stay safe <3

Closeted witch tips

some more tips to help my closeted babes out <3

soap making is a really fun way to incorporate herbs and essential oils

research herbalism

keep an online book of shadows (on google docs, or canva) if it is safe for you to do so

scrap booking is an easy and secretive way to give offerings to gods/ goddesses (leave it out to "dry")

do e offerings on tumblr

go to your local library to read and borrow books on herbs, Gods and more <3

reblog with more ideas!!!

finding profiles i like and liking and reblogging everything, following them, etc

trying to make a mutual the same way you leave food out for stray cats until they come inside and let you pet them

reblogging to remind myself to write a fic of this

Oh god oh gosh okay so someone (Did, from this fic) came up with the idea of A/B/O “subvocalizations”…like, these little rumbly noises/purrs/chirrups that mean things like hello and help and back off. And they’re pretty instinctual, to the point that sometimes you can’t control whether you make them? And?? Jupeter???? Ju…..JUPETER???

I’m dying at the thought of either of them struggling to control some needy subvocalizations, but I’m such a Nureyev kinnie that my mind latches onto him first. Just…Nureyev, having learned to suppress his subvocalizations?? Because of course they’d betray his deeper feelings, so…better to cut them off at the root. Everyone else on the ‘Blanche spends their time chirping and humming away to say things like excuse me and I care about you and calm down…Even Buddy, who’s pretty quiet by subvocal standards, still purrs I love you’s and I’m here’s to Vespa. But meanwhile Nureyev’s like this pocket of dead air. No subvocals whatsoever. It’s downright eerie. At a certain point Juno’s not even sure whether Nureyev CAN make subvocalizations anymore?? Did he hallucinate the noises Nureyev made when they were in the tomb??

But then of COURSE something would tip the scales and leave Nureyev unable to repress himself any longer, and he’d lie there curled up on his bed and desperately try to stifle his miserable whimpering/pleading noises with a pillow—noises that mean please help, I’m scared, help, where are you, I’m hurting…

can we all agree that from eden is s1 song and like real people do is s2 song

hey I live under a rock, is there a reason merlin in trending x2 now? did I miss something or is this standard fandom necromancy

daily reminder that you are hurtling through space on a space rock, comparative size smaller than dust, and no god would care if you did your taxes