They Crowned Me No. 1 Gwourtney Fan Over On Twitter Yesterday

*gets bodychecked while playing women's lacrosse and breaks my nose* this is perfectly normal if the person who did this to me was born with the Moon Goddess Innocence Genitals but misogynistic violence if the person who did this to me was born with the Violent Penetration Genitals

fanon older courtney always seems to be super put together and successful, i need burnt out, questioning her life older courtney who constantly makes bad decisions

it’s all “i love a woman that can change men” until it’s courtney from total drama

#gwourtneyweek2024 starts tomorrow !!!!!!!!!!!

as a primer here are some gwourtney sketches i've done at work/at conferences lately

heartbreaking: the 24yo guy you have an unshakeable crush on only has one other friend and its a teenager whose parents pay his rent

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I love when women

Caitvi nation how we feeling

Gwuncney Headcannons

no one stopped me so here we are

·       They do date nights four times a week.

·       They do three dates in pairs. Duncney. Gwuncan. Gwourtney.

·       Duncan and Courtney like to do traditional dinner dates.

·       It’s on nights Gwen’s art classes run late so she would be missing dinner anyway.

·       Followed by walks around the city, finding new places.

·       Duncan and Gwen always do music store dates.

·       They find this cute independent music store in the city and they get friendly enough with the owner that he lets them play whatever album they want on the store speakers.

·       They come home with a new vinyl every time.

·       Gwen and Courtney do more artsy things together.

·       Museums, art galleries, etc

·       Sometimes library or bookstore visits. They both love to read but have vastly different tastes.

·       For their fourth date they do something together.

·       It’s almost always a movie night.

·       Duncan and Gwen rave over the horrors.

·       Courtney pretends she hates them because of bad plot lines but they always hold her hands when the jump-scares get to her.

·       Courtney picks documentaries

·       Or chick-flicks.

·       Depends on how bad of a week she’s had.

·       Duncan does most of the cooking at home.

·       He loves to cook for his girls.

·       His signature dish is chili.

·       And he loves it spicy.

·       Courtney loves it spicy.

·       Gwen likes it with three glasses of milk on the side.

·       (I’m so sorry to make her a basic white girl).

·       They love to do roadtrips on the weekends.

·       Duncan is always the driver.

·       Courtney oversees the radio.

·       Gwen controls the snacks.

·       Courtney likes to preplan the trips, picking out all the best places to go and making an itemised to-do list.

·       Gwen likes to see a place in person first before she decides what to do in it.

·       Not having a plan sets off Courtney’s anxiety.

·       Duncan is happy to follow them around with a goofy smile on his face, very rarely interfering with the plan (or lack thereof).