*gets Bodychecked While Playing Women's Lacrosse And Breaks My Nose* This Is Perfectly Normal If The

Anyone who says chivalry is dead has obviously never heard of stone butch lesbians

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Do you have any duncney as parents of a new born headcannons?

I’ve had Duncney parent HCs but let’s see what I can think of for a newborn specifically 😇

Courtney has a schedule planned out when she and the baby come home. Clearly it doesn’t go as planned as you simply cannot plan for this 😅

Duncan is in charge or changing diapers in the middle of the night because Courtney is in charge of feeding. It evens it out somewhat.

You will always find parent duncney with a baby monitor in hand. Sometimes you’ll find one of them passed out with the monitor to their ear.

Courtney tears up when their baby has to get their shots. Duncan would be lying if he said it also didn’t get to him— he also had to restrain from punching the doctor.

Courtney refuses to be in the passenger seat for a while. You will always find her in the back with the baby.

Duncan never gets used to Courtney pumping lmao

Duncan definitely steals diapers and wipes from the hospital.

Courtney’s parents buy the baby a gold bracelet with the baby’s name on it.

Duncan’s mom is offering to babysit like every single day.

Duncan refuses to miss out on any appointments for the baby.

Day 98 cleansing the #caitvi tl

Hehhehehe it’s getting hot in here! They are getting so close guys 🥹🥹🥹

More duncney art! More duncney art!

I KNOW he has eyeliner experience

I’ve been thinking about total drama island a lot recently.

The things you do sometimes…

I also wanna learn draw well so I can make total drama art cuz I feel like I do nothing but download Pinterest pfps and edits of my fave characters

Shoutout to Heather for trying to unionize against Chris

4th of july❌

boomers birthday✅