!!!!!

BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME BOXER ELLIE PLS SAVE ME I NEED BOXER ELLIE I DEVOUR BOXER ELLIE.

my sentiments exactly

“why don’t you ship timebomb”

BECAUSE JINX IS A LESBIAN WHO CRINGES WHEN MEN EVEN LOOK HER WAY (ex. enforcer guy)

AND IM HER GF NOT EKKO!!!! ME AND JINX ARE MARRIED WIVES THATS WHY I DONT SHIP TIMEBOMB

(I love ekko he’s a baddie BUT JINX IS MINE)

“but they were painting all over each others bodies 🤓” SHUT THE HELL UP

you say L, i say W 😋

I don't know much about The Last of Us but I think it's hilarious that the only person with genetic immunity to the zombie fungus is a homicidal lesbian. Humanity keeps taking L's.

why do i love this

thinking about that "can you watch my girlfriend" trend where people put a camera in front of their partners and leave the room, so idk if anyone's already done this but this is how i think the girls would react <3

PALESTINE MASTERPOST, DAILY CLICK, DON'T BUY TLOU

ELLIE

"can you guys watch my girlfriend while i go to the bathroom? just watch her please."

• the look of absolute confusion on ellie's face is peak comedy as she stares at you, brows furrowed and lips slightly parted. she gives you a small "what?"

"babe..." she'd mutter as you walk away.

• she's like a lost puppy and it's absolutely adorable omg. she looks straight at the camera for a few, long, silent seconds, then glances back in the direction where you left, then back again at the camera.

• don't ask me why i think she'd be awkward, i just do.

• something about being recorded for some reason that escapes her makes her uncomfortable idk

• but!!! after some time a lot she gets over the initial shyness and instead starts talking about random stuff

"i bought this new videogame... it's like, fighting? but in space?" okay she's still kinda awkward, "it's actually very complicated but it's so cool dude... yeah..." the sheepish smile that appears on her face will definitely make her cringe when you show her the video.

• also she might tell one of her puns.

• the relief she feels when you come back lmao poor girl was STRESSED

ABBY

• okay i see her as being more concerned and confused than awkward.

"can you guys watch my girlfriend for a moment?"

• she lifts her eyebrows and follows your figure as you leave the room, "watch me? who? for what?"

• the pout on her lips while she just sits there and stares at the camera as if it could give her answers.

"i guess we just wait..." she just goes back to whatever she was doing before you interrupted her

• she occasionally glances at the camera and rolls her shoulders or tilts her head to the side (kinda checking herself and her muscles out but she'll deny it till the day she dies)

• when you come back, her big, cute eyes light up. "where'd you go?"

DINA

• we all know that girl has personality. she's the most extroverted out of the three and doesn't mind being in front of the camera in the slightest.

"can you guys watch my girlfriend? i'll be right back."

• she'd ask a perplexed "what am i supposed to do?" but when she gets no answer from you, she just improvises.

• the charming smile she flashes at the camera, the way she fixes her hair, she's so at ease like the queen that she is.

"hello guys! man, i look pretty good today."

• she'd probably start pretending to be in a youtube video.

"okay, i ordered this amazing pasta the other day, it's from a new italian restaurant not far from here and everything was so good. oh, and then we went to—"

• she'll just talk until you come back lmao

the word "coitus" is so funny to me i need help

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

but i don’t want the other 5!!!!

reminder to all lesbians that just because she is a lesbian and attracted to you does not mean she is the one. there are other lesbians out there. I promise. at least 5 of them

BRAIDS & CURLS - Janey (3 versions)

Here I bring you another textured hair set! This was the most voted hair in my Patreon and I love the result ^^ I'm improving the way I make curls so I hope I can make more amazing curly hairstyles in the future :)

Please read my TOU before download.

New meshes

Base game compatible

24 EA colours

Hat compatible

Clawclip colour found in hats

All LODs

Custom Thumbnail

V1 (hair in front) - V2 (one side front) - V3 (hair on back)

DOWNLOAD (Patreon Early Access) free on Junio 29

 CREDITS

Gradients by Simandy

BILLIE HAIR SET - Bad Guy (2 versions)

Please read my TOU before download.

New meshes

Base game compatible

24 EA colours

Hat compatible

All LODs

Custom Thumbnail

V1 (with bangs) - V2 (without bangs)

DOWNLOAD (Patreon Early Access) free on March 30

CREDITS

Gradients by Simandy

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