Posessed-by-a-unicorn - My Respective Thoughts (and Other Shit)

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Appreciate the OG queers and support the young ones, bitterness and rules don’t help anyone 💜 

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

I am so ready for the gatwa era

i think my fav german idioms are “es zieht wie hechtsuppe”, “da brat mir einer nen storch!”, “holla die waldfee”, “perlen vor die säue”. most of them are untranslateable but i’ll try.

es zieht wie hechtsuppe = literally: It drafts like pickerel soup. Meaning: There is a strong draft in this place. Ex. “Close the window, es zieht wie Hechtsuppe in here!”

da brat mir einer nen storch! = literally: Someone should roast a stork for me now! Meaning: That’s incredibly surprising. Ex. “Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt split up? Da brat mir doch einer ‘nen Storch!”

holla die waldfee = literally: Wowsie the forest fairy. Meaning: That’s surprising and slightly unbelievable. Ex. “You managed to drink one liter of gasoline? Holla die Waldfee.”

perlen vor die säue = literally: pearls in front of the sows. Meaning: something is wasted on people who can’t appreciate it. Ex. “No wonder the Kingergarteners didn’t appreciate your brilliant lecture on Nietzsche’s morality. Da hast du Perlen vor die Säue geworfen.”

that’s just all. so nonsensical when you stop to think about it… they all have linguistic explanations (hechtsuppe comes from a yiddish word, for example) but they’re just… hilariously dadaistic. (and perlen vor die säue is just too cool)

Remus Lupin is coded as gay and it’s still super jarring and disappointing to me that he isn’t gay in canon, and his marriage to Tonks feels shoehorned.

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

kept teasing to a minimum ^ best friend ^ vllt muss das nochmal ein paar von den heutigen ddf autoren gezeigt werden

Fanfiction tropes guideline:

ANGST/HURT AND COMFORT

"AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED..."

EVENTUAL SMUT

MULTI-CHAPTER SLOW BURN

ANGST WITH A HAPPY ENDING

FIX-IT

10K+ OF ALMOST KISS

MUTUAL PINNING

CANON-DIVERGENCE

MYJOR CHARACTER DEATH