Nothing Could Have Prepared Me For The Clusterfuck Of "where Does This Footnote End/begin???" Of Footnootes

couple of mirrors is also giving us an obligatory water scene lmao

Somehow ochem professors are always a little bit insane but in a good way

Rewatching organic chemistry lectures to prepare for an exam, but instead of taking notes, I’m writing down the weird things my professor says. And so…

An incomplete list of the unhinged stuff my organic chemistry professor has said:

Rule one in organic chemistry: carbon is a working girl. It bonds with basically everything

This is an alcohol. Something quite popular amongst students, I believe

A thiol kinda looks like an alcohol. But alcohols are usually enjoyed, whereas thiols is what skunks use when you’re stupid and unfortunate enough to piss them off. Do with that what you will.

There will come an age when your doctor gets worried about your high cholesterol levels, which often makes people wonder why we even have cholesterol if too much of it is so unhealthy. Let’s say it like this: if suddenly all your cholesterol vanished, your doctor would be pleased but you wouldnt be. You’d be a puddle on the floor.

How to know whether an anion is stable? Rule number one, and I’m sorry to say this, but gentlemen, your girlfriends lied. Because size does matter.

No self respecting scientist uses the IUPAC- naming system. But you still need to know it for the exam. Sucks to be you

An addition reaction is the most romantic reaction in chemistry: two things become one. But romance never lasts, and so just like that, one thing can fall apart into two again

For the exam, the bar is nearly on the floor. Just don’t write anything that is impossible and you’re good. And yet every year there are students who dig beneath the bar and fail anyway

The Sanger reaction was named after chemist Frederick Sanger, who is the only chemist to ever receive 2 Nobel prizes in chemistry. Marie Curie was also a chemist who got 2 Nobel prizes, but one of those was for physics so that’s a bit more complicated. Of course, there’s also the chemist Linus Pauling, who got 2 Nobel prizes as well… but one of them was the Nobel prize of peace and those don’t count

Alecto is just the ultimate Barbenheimer experience. She’s a hot apocalypse barbie doll, she’s the personification of billions of souls and their emotions, she’s God’s worst nightmare. She’s got a giant sword. She’s insane.

if i had a nickel for every time my rich, hot author mommy was accidentally connected to a murder scene, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot. but it's weird that it happened twice.

AU idea where Yi-kyung is part of the Korean royal family, and upon the untimely death of her parents, she is taken in by her child-less aunt, the Queen (who wants to make her crown-princess).

But behind the facade of the beloved, fashionable and cheerful princess, she has horrible anger issues and has killed enough people to know she likes the feel of it.

Kyung-yi is her bodyguard, who has to keep her from killing, but never able to go the public in fear of destroying the royal family's image, losing her job, her life and perhaps her loved ones.

To hold me like water or Christ, HOLD ME LIKE A KNIFE

rereading Priory, and whenever I read about a weird person/thing or anything connected to Galian and Cleolind my immediate thought is just K-Kalyba??

ryu soo yeol and k are like the male version of a 'good for her' woman