If I Had A Nickel For Every Time My Rich, Hot Author Mommy Was Accidentally Connected To A Murder Scene,

Somehow ochem professors are always a little bit insane but in a good way

Rewatching organic chemistry lectures to prepare for an exam, but instead of taking notes, I’m writing down the weird things my professor says. And so…

An incomplete list of the unhinged stuff my organic chemistry professor has said:

Rule one in organic chemistry: carbon is a working girl. It bonds with basically everything

This is an alcohol. Something quite popular amongst students, I believe

A thiol kinda looks like an alcohol. But alcohols are usually enjoyed, whereas thiols is what skunks use when you’re stupid and unfortunate enough to piss them off. Do with that what you will.

There will come an age when your doctor gets worried about your high cholesterol levels, which often makes people wonder why we even have cholesterol if too much of it is so unhealthy. Let’s say it like this: if suddenly all your cholesterol vanished, your doctor would be pleased but you wouldnt be. You’d be a puddle on the floor.

How to know whether an anion is stable? Rule number one, and I’m sorry to say this, but gentlemen, your girlfriends lied. Because size does matter.

No self respecting scientist uses the IUPAC- naming system. But you still need to know it for the exam. Sucks to be you

An addition reaction is the most romantic reaction in chemistry: two things become one. But romance never lasts, and so just like that, one thing can fall apart into two again

For the exam, the bar is nearly on the floor. Just don’t write anything that is impossible and you’re good. And yet every year there are students who dig beneath the bar and fail anyway

The Sanger reaction was named after chemist Frederick Sanger, who is the only chemist to ever receive 2 Nobel prizes in chemistry. Marie Curie was also a chemist who got 2 Nobel prizes, but one of those was for physics so that’s a bit more complicated. Of course, there’s also the chemist Linus Pauling, who got 2 Nobel prizes as well… but one of them was the Nobel prize of peace and those don’t count

to go back to my statement of not having enough morally grey wlw ladies in asian dramas - i just recently started Couple of Mirrors and it's a cold-hearted assassin and a kind writer / socialite who found out her husband and best friend were having an affair getting together set in like 1920s / 1930s Shanghai???

it's ... snowing in april?? wow but god forbid we get snow in december round here

"The Firstborn"- August 2023

Mitski's new song "bug like an angel" rearranged my whole brain structure, bringing once again mommy issues to the forefront. Of course subsequently watching Good Omens season two did not help in the least, so here is lucifer, firstborn of god, ans cast aside for daring to queation his father.

Does this technically count as bible fan art?

Little idea

You know, I had this idea while watching Hwayugi. How amazing would a crossover between Supernatural and Hwayugi be?

Like Dean and Sam are hunting down a Korean ghost, but they can't see it, and Seonmi is also going after it? And maybe, while the three (or four, if you count in Castiel) are fighting the ghost, Ogong suddenly appears and saves the day?

Or imagine Castiel and Ogong meeting. Like, "Sup, who are you?" - " Oh, I'm a powerful ex-god, you?" - " Lol, I was a powerful ex-god once too, but then I drowned myself" - " Nice."

😂😂👍 I really like the idea. Quickly, somebody that can write, do it. For the greater good😏

liking TLT has me typing bone reference into pinterest like who am I?

Can’t stop won’t stop drawing Alecto <333 she deserves the world also she is the world

a part of my soul dies everytime i type in camp into the ~tumblr search machine~ bc no i don't want camp, i want ✨camp✨ jfc

Trying to be more healthy

Lmao, you know what's my favourite holiday memory? I was like five or six, and my parents, my sister and I went on a holiday with a few friends of them.

One day, my parents bought some sort of bread for dinner that I ADORED. And they were like 'No, that's not for you. Don't eat it!'. Well guess what stupid me did. Exactly, I ate one.

So in the afternoon of that day, there was something about a thief on tv, and my dad told me not to steal, because, the police will always find me. So no joke, I was horrified tgat the police would arrest me for stealing bread.

So, I ran up the stairs, and fckin slipped.

I hit my head on one of the steps, but I was still fine, and then, about 5 centimeters before getting some serious brain injury, my dad catches me,

by the foot.

And like every time somebody brings this up I'm like, 'yeah, I almost had some serious brain injury because of a goddamn piece of bread'. Like, that's a story to tell