“I’d Welcome Death As A Dearest Friend, If It Would’ve Had Me”

MOTHER AND FATHER ARE GETTING MARRIED?????!!!!!!?!!!?!!!??!!? AJABDEBDVEHDBDVEH

Dinah: I told Greaseball his ears turn red when he lies

Greasy: Why did you do that?

Dinah: So I can do this, Hey Greaseball! Do you love us?

Greaseball covers his ears

Greaseball: No!

Poor Lydia Bennet is a victim, like when she runs away with the disgusting Wickham they were all like “how dare she disgrace the family!” And other crude insults. Like she’s 15!! she’s a BABY. She was literally groomed

Alright, let’s do this thing one last time…

Portia Beatrice Parker, Spider Woman

The 15 year old heiress to the richest family in the Northern Hemisphere. She was bitten by a radioactive spider during her Aunt Bea’s annual Sunday Garden Party. She’s bee raised by her extremely protective Uncle Mark, a Navy General during World War II and her loving Aunt Bea. She juggles school and being Spider Woman while also having diabetes, the reason why her Uncle is so protective of her. She is dating Michael James ‘MJ’ Watson and is best friends with Gwendolyn ‘Gwenie’ Stacy.

Michael James ‘MJ’ Watson, Venom

The 15 year old who grew up on the poor side of Queens. He was raised by his mother and abusive stepfather, he would often take his mother’s beatings for her. He is a extremely talented singer whose voice gave him a scholarship to the best school in town. There he met and fell in love with Portia Parker, the extraordinarily smart and beautiful heiress. He was kidnapped by Ozcorps, and was experimented on with genetic modifications, causing him to become Venom.

Portia and MJ

Before Bev, Marcia and Cherry, there was…

Sarah Darling Nancy Adderson Kitty Lebeau

1 would leave Tulsa and never return

1 would marry the soc’s sworn enemy

1 would become the drive in’s biggest cautionary tale

A captain is never complete without her two co-captains.

I might revamp ‘It’s too Cliché’ for this, what would y’all think of that?

Y’all I’m scared that we got ALL the baddies in the Best Actress in a Musical category this year, and I am SAT

“My sister? Ladybird? the sweet-talking Juliet who could probably kill a man in front of a police officer without them arresting her? But most importantly my sister!?”

Ponyboy when Randy told him that he used to date Pony’s sister.

I relate to pre-crash Misty so much, except for the whole “I drown animals part” but you know what I mean

Fitzgerald ‘Fitz’ Callum

Born: 1922

Died:1940

Cause of death: peanuts

Primary haunting ground: the JROTC classroom

Relationships: close with Johnston, friends with Hardaway, Powell, Blanchard, Carver, but often disagrees with Lopez

Primary haunted object: none.

Does anyone have a Floyd Collins slime tutorial they’re willing to share? Plz