MOTHER AND FATHER ARE GETTING MARRIED?????!!!!!!?!!!?!!!??!!? AJABDEBDVEHDBDVEH

I swear that the whole Once Upon a Time budget went to Regina’s outfits. Money well spent

Rachel Zegler as Evita aka Lucy Gray Baird as the First Lady of Panem

How Greasy got her nickname in my Human! Au

Derek (Greaseball) was 14 Dinah was 12 and Gale (Greasy) was 3.

One time Derek and Dinah were watching Gale for the day (this was before Di came to town.) And they realized they can’t find Gale. So Derek freaks because he knows his dad will beat him if Gale is gone so they run around the whole house trying to find the toddler Gale. Until Dinah comes across Derek’s bathroom.

Dinah, trying not to laugh: Derek! Get in here!

Derek: What!?

Derek runs in

Derek: Holy shit

There Gale is on the ground, her brother’s hair grease smothered all over her face.

Dinah: She’s like you! A mini Greaseball! Just more Greasy

Derek: damn right she is.

And she’s been called Greasy ever since

Ladybird Curtis

“I might be some sweet-talking Juliet but I can lie, you better bet your life.”

PART 2: Freight and Coaches, HUMAN! AU

Lon “Poppa” McCoy.

He is 53 and is the Husband to Belle and father to Rusty, Flat-top and Hopper. He was the 10 reigning reigning champion in he’s mid teens to late twenties but retired after the birth of his eldest, Flat-top. Is very religious and is often preaching the importance of the Starlight Express. He is a very good man

Belle “Momma” Memphis-McCoy

She is 53 and is the wife of Poppa and is the mother of Rusty, Flat-top and hopper. Was the reigning partner champion until the birth of Flat-top. As much as she loves her family she can’t help but miss the glory days of her and Poppa. Is a bit jealous of Dinah (she sees her younger self in her).

Fredrick “Flat-top” McCoy.

He is 27, he got his nickname because he was born with a flat head and needed a helmet. Very rebellious and is a greaser, but loves his brothers and Momma (he thinks he’s gone crazy) has a pet brick, he loves his pet brick. Hopper is his favorite brother, but loves rusty too. A old friend of Derek “Greaseball” Russell and used to be apart of his gang, until he got arrested and now he spends most of his time at the scrapyard.

Dustin “Hopper” McCoy

He is 24 and is the middle son of Belle and Poppa. He’s is very shy and is insecure about his size, he is also very kind. Loves his aggregates and gets upset when people call them rocks. Loves his family and is very faithful to his father, he got his nickname because as a little kid he’d always be hopping around.

Rodney “Rocky 1” Retford

23 and is the oldest of the Rocky triplets, he and his siblings are prominent in the boxing ring and have won multiple awards. He and his siblings often hang around the McCoy’s scrapyard.

Raymond “Rocky 2” Retford

23 and the middle triplet, a world class boxer alongside his siblings, one of Rusty’s only friends. Is often seen boxing “friendly” matches with his siblings. Is often around the McCoy’s scrapyard.

Rochelle “Rocky 3” Retford

23 and the youngest and only girl triplet. Spends most of her time boxing and training (she’s the most physically strongest of the Rocky triplets). Can (and has) benched Rusty, is also often seen around the McCoy’s scrapyard.

COACHES

Buffy St. Clair

Buff is 24 and works at a buffet downtown near the disco. She is best friends with Dinah, Di, Pearl and Ashley. She and Dinah often compete for the “Best Cook” title, (Dinah has won four times in a row, but they are still besties). Loves going to the disco after work with her friends. Hates Derek (greaseball) and wants Dinah to end the engagement. Will often hide Ashley’s cigarettes from her.

Ashley Winston

She is 24 and works as a waitress in the smoking section of the buffet. A chain smoker, uses smoking to calm her nerves. Is oftentimes at the disco with her friends. Also hates Derek and wants Dinah to end their engagement, but won’t intervene in their relationship as much as Buffy.

Next part is the Components!

Poor Lydia Bennet is a victim, like when she runs away with the disgusting Wickham they were all like “how dare she disgrace the family!” And other crude insults. Like she’s 15!! she’s a BABY. She was literally groomed

Y’all’s daily reminder that Greaseball was kissed by Electra before he was kissed by Dinah.

(IDK where I was going with this post)

Dallas: Am I in Hell?

Ladybird: No dal, you’d be sitting on a throne and the devil would be panicking.

Darrel: I want want y’all to stop say odd shit

Before Bev, Marcia and Cherry, there was…

Sarah Darling Nancy Adderson Kitty Lebeau

1 would leave Tulsa and never return

1 would marry the soc’s sworn enemy

1 would become the drive in’s biggest cautionary tale

A captain is never complete without her two co-captains.

I might revamp ‘It’s too Cliché’ for this, what would y’all think of that?

I relate to pre-crash Misty so much, except for the whole “I drown animals part” but you know what I mean