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THAT MODERN RUSSIAN LITERATURE AU

Eugene Onegin: drunk and singing karaoke at every high society party, Pechorin’s best friend and big brother

Pyotr Verkhovensky: stalking Stavrogin’s Instagram and Myspace, tagging their photographs #meandmybetterhalf #красавец #lookatthesuniinvented, otherwise respectable forthcoming world leader and your favourite politician

Nikolai Stavrogin: worked as model in spite of the strong disapproval of his mother while ‘studying’ = becoming notorious for his excessive debauchery in Petersburg, among his scandals marrying drunk because of a bet, being suspicious of various crimes including murders and speculations about his bromance (?) and collaboration on the election campaign with a young ambitious politician

Aleksey Kirillov: chooses ‘suicide and the postulate for existence of God in an a priori meaningless world’ as theme for school project (probably yelled Vive la republique! Liberté, egalité, fraternité ou la mort! after presenting his project and jumped out of the window which was, however, on the ground floor so nothing really happened except his reputation as ‘that nutty Les Mis fanatic…’ ever since)

Uncle Vanya: taking care of the estate, always doing work for others, complains about lethargy, follows healthy lifestyle blogs and tries the paleo diet but no matter, everything is same as ever

Pierre Bezukhov: socially awkward, unsuccessfully attempts to become a dandy, daydreaming about Napoleon in history class

Andrei Bolkonsky: cynical, disillusioned and depressed, disappointed by the reality of conservative values such as family life and military career gradually abandons his earlier beliefs and finds peace in unconventional relationship with a younger woman and general forgiveness for all, in other words becomes a Buddhist or some beat generation freak idk

Dmitry Karamazov: has existential moments in pubs, doesn’t even need to be drunk to act like an ass

Ivan Karamazov: too intelligent, everyone at school hates him, tired of his family, could have chosen theoretical physics but studies philosophy, morality is his fav problematic, sometimes throws altruist books against the wall

Alyosha Karamazov: never screams, always nice, helps small kids with their homework, rides a bicycle everywhere

Yuri Zhivago: wants to buy Red Velvet Cake Crème Frappuccino at Starbucks, buys Oreo Shake at Coffeeshop Company instead

Yermolai Lopakhin: tough childhood, sad eyes, successful business, marriage never

Rodion Raskolnikov: Nietzsche’s greatest fan, likes reading the Bible anyway, goes to anonymous alcoholics sessions just to declare that he’s fine and walk away, sometimes sleepwalking looking for a bloody sock (maybe that’s how he got the nickname Lady Macbeth), obsessed with cleanness, always thinks he has a red stain on his clothing and shoes, begins conversation with strangers by telling them about ideal murder

Dmitry Razumikhin: does pub crawls frequently, everyone’s favourite drinking pal, brings people home in his arms after three bottles of vodka

Anna Karenina: says shopping malls and birthday parties are dumb but still goes there, thinks she’s going to die each time she argues with the boyfriend or the boyfriend argues with the husband

Konstantin Levin: refuses to buy a smartphone, has own eco farm and environmentally friendly bio cosmetics label named Levinder, everything handmade!

Yevgeny Bazarov: gets PhD in medicine and doesn’t care, gets Nobel prize and doesn’t care, gets incurable disease leading to death and doesn’t care but he would like to kiss that girl he just saw through the window

Ilya Oblomov: lying in bed all day watching the same channel with soap operas and Bollywood dramas because he is too lazy to get up and fetch the remote control

Taras Bulba: dad of the year, likes listening to (Cossack) songs by Кубанский казачий хор [this means you should listen to their songs, I love them]

Dmitry Rudin: always talking about his dreams, going to America, starting jogging, learning Japanese and finding a girlfriend, gets invited on a date, doesn’t go, always bitching about politics, never voted

Behemoth: that fat black tomcat who is going to take over your apartment, yeah, that one lying on your couch

The Man from Underground: sits on a bench in the park and talks to himself, makes fun of himself and doesn’t mean it, compliments you and doesn’t mean it, forever alone

Pavel Chichikov: falsifying fuel consumption, making nonexistent trade agreements, doesn’t pay taxes, lmao why

Lev Myshkin: cinnamon roll too pure and good for this world, never dresses accordingly to the weather outside, doesn’t speak sarcasm, charity hero, unintentionally breaks every fragile object in 20 km distance, didn’t get the driver’s licence, pope’s rival

Nastasya Filippovna: girl growing up on Princess Diaries, steals your man, then cries, apologises to you, then slaps you

Grigory Pechorin: does nothing all day except partying and getting into fights, rotting with melancholy and futility of existence, watches Death Note and reads dark manga, always bored, thinks he’s lord Byron

so bECAUSE OF TOMMYINNITS STREAM I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR WHY I WAS SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID THE DREAM SMP AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES GOT REALLY BIG AND HE SAID “THERES A LORE STREAM??!!??” AND THEN WE WATCHED THE STREAM ON MY PHONE. I HAVE A GROWN POLICEMAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT DREAM UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTNER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD

i love how its kinda canon that he likes snakes and scorpions ^_^

/dsmp spoiler

loved every scene

(tbh this masterpiece was made by me and @pulcra-roma ft. terrible typos and bad puns)

a+ casting

I'm so excited for the Quackity lore yeyeyey

those who do not remember history are doomed to repeat it

SO this is long over due but i’ve been neglecting my tumblr and only just got to this now. My comic is out of order. I know this, it has been for forever, the links are dead in each desc- and fixing them is a pain in the butt. So it’s time for the easy fix!! a big ol fat post subjecting me to gross old art! I bleed for you people, really.

On the topic of the comic I wanted to just quickly cram in a few bits of trivia. It’s deffs from my time being super aggressively obsessed with rapr but shipping wasn’t meant to be a part of it; implied at most, but you’d have to squint. These dumb fucks just like hanging out. No brotherly love shit or anything like that, just two terrible morons. It isn’t a family deal- Zim’s related in the sense all irkens are related, they’re all from the one big mixing pot of Irken DNA goo, he just got a heavy serving of tall genes (someone knocked the jar in, they have been fired). I’ve forgotten a lot of the premise for the comic now, but zims extreme lack-of-height raises red flags for everyone- especially pur, who is the asshole here, he’s adamant that zim is a dud who just slipped through the cracks and tries to drop him in front of a lot of hungry monsters. Easy snack, and no more headache for purps. The biggest subscriber to this idea is Zim himself, secretly though- he’s trying his best to act like a big tall boi to compensate for the fact he isn’t, with secret worries of being a defect turned instead into shooting giant lasers at planets (and angering the tallest caus that planet was on their list of 34,317 favourite snack bars).

I’ve added the next page WIP that I dropped halfway through. I burned myself out on some bgs and posted them just as the IZ fandom was waning and got sad :c 

so here’s the comic as it stands so far, in full, in one post!

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