I love my ‘puter. All my Wife is inside there
Sometimes I wonder if anyone who I know irl who I'm not too close with have found my Tumblr blog and know its me somehow and they see me talking abt the most insane shit
so BECAUSE OF THE MCYT SEXYMAN FINALE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID MCYT SEXYMEN AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT'S OVER!??” AND THEN HE CHECKED THE POLL RESULTS ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT JOE HILLS UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
Hello LGBTQ+ community.
I write fanfiction yet somehow I get embarrassed over writing this??? Bleh. Also hi @metaldevilll this is for u I think
this is my favorite pokemon btw. i love her. (drawn in Ghostshrimp's "The Lost Forest" coloring book btw)
Trying to befriend my godfather's bird is mostly giving her banana chips and hoping she doesn't kill me in my sleep
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
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