Trying To Befriend My Godfather's Bird Is Mostly Giving Her Banana Chips And Hoping She Doesn't Kill

Bc I'm so nice :3c

why are you hiding this in the tags

what the fuck did he mean by this ( @solukissin )

in honour of halloween behold the four horsemen of the apocalypse

You ever bite into bread but it's so stale that it crumbles like a nature valley granola bar

bet (i gotta cook up some headcanons now :pensive:)

hiiiii :3c

should I draw the them (you know who they are)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

The ONE TIME I go on a Shiver team (Team Zombies) we don't get a single point

I only chose Zombies bc I'm going as Shiver this Halloween

may i share with you the best video on the internet

My mom asked me if the lipstick she got looked okay and I went "it's fine" and she told me to be honest so I had to tell her "yeah you know how people's lips turn blue when they drown? you look like that"

She wasn’t mad but she wanted an honest opinion and asked an incredibly blunt person

Just saying now that I block people with no profiles (edit: and with only nsfw posts) because I don’t want to risk having bot followers