Need To Beg Someone, Using Their Deadname, To Stop Raping Me

actually scream-laughed at this I'm sorry. Make sure it's safe

what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

my date orders a single grain of rice and before the waiter even places it on the table I ask "you gonna finish that or can I have some"

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

Birds are literally reptiles

i cant wait to be 31 to have sex