My Date Orders A Single Grain Of Rice And Before The Waiter Even Places It On The Table I Ask "you Gonna

reddit post: I've never taken a picture before. what should I take my first picture of?

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans

heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style

For every dollar donated we will bonate one bollar

im not the stepadder im the ladder you step up, the lastter that stepped up,. i m the ladder that stepped up. you know. im not the step latter im the ladder that steppes up. that you step up. laddewr

yippee i love being for whom the bell tolls 😁 #mybell

this headline feels like something someone would post on this website completely devoid of context and get 5000 notes for

Every single line of that one House gif is dangerous to allow into your brain but at least an opportunity to accidentally say "He needs mouse bites to live" won't come around often, unlike "This vexes me"

wait did something happen to Jesus