Isa: Do You Know A Turtles Only Weakness?

Isa: Do you know a turtles only weakness?

Jake: No... well, their slowness.

Isa: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.

Isa: Now I have a plan.

Isa: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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2 years ago

Kai: I hate my future self. I wish I was someone else. Jake: You are you. No one can take that away. Isa: Except maybe your mom.


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2 years ago

Jake: I have a crush on you.

Isa: Just wait, it’ll go away.

2 years ago

Jake: What is the definition of love?

Isa: Love is a good deal. Bargain shopping for ice cream.

Jake:

Isa: Or escaping from communist China. Either way works fine.


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2 years ago

Jake: I love you.

Isa: That’s disappointing, Jake.

Isa: I expected better from you.


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2 years ago

i swear there’s so much porn bots following me :/


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2 years ago

Isa: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake.


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1 year ago
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1 year ago

It’s been demonstrated time and again that things have only been getting worse—by Palestinians’ firsthand accounts on here, by on-site journalists, and by the harrowing coverage of all the Israeli terrorism that continues to fly under the radar of mainstream media. To underreport on this genocide is something western outlets have done since Day 1, but now they can get away with it because people are losing interest in pretending they actually care about this ongoing genocide. In reality this should be talked about now more than ever, because Israel is only amplifying its atrocities with each passing day

2 years ago

hello everyone!!

you may have noticed that i wasn’t on here for a long time and the truth is, i just don’t have the energy to post anything anymore. i’ll be going on an indefinite hiatus until i can get my life back together. this blog will still be available for viewing but no new posts will be made. thank you for everything.

- yvette may <3


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2 years ago

Isa: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.


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