He Deserves It So Much. Vale Would Give All His Money For This To Happen In His Presence.

Oh my god they’re so cute! Yeah, it must be difficult to get the word out especially since the craft fairs and everything aren’t operating. I wish you luck.

Oh look, back at it again with giving an OC my own issues because therapy is expensive 

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Ha, this would be fab!

Me: has four prompts to respond to

Also me: new fic idea involving Irene and Kai in a gym room in the Library (they probably have them) a pole and an interruption from Liu Xiang

Vale more than anyone knows he’s not a sensible person in charge.

Li Ming: where is everybody?

Vale: Irene had a nervous collapse, Kai is looking after her, Silver went back to bed, and I’m in charge.

Li Ming: fuck.

Vale: i know right?

You can kind of share them around? Me desperately trying to put a positive spin on this. But yeah, you are terribly cruel.

Hiya, could you do having seen you dance I know you have no feet (I’ve not got that completely right but can’t remember the exact phrasing, I know I’d be terrible with the Language, I’d say one thing inaccurately and get engulfed in an avalanche, swiftly followed by a tsunami) for Irene and Kai, please?

If I had The Language I’d probably get punished for the amount of Fuck bombs that I drop.

“Having seen you dance, I know you have no feet.” Kai said to Irene, leaning over to mutter to her, their arms linked. “Or I would ask you for a dance.”

“When did you ever see me dance?”

“Russia.” Kai said as they continued to circulate the room. “You stood on Alberich’s toes.” Irene supressed her shudder of disgust.

“Has it passed your mind that I may have done that on purpose?” She asked. “Why wouldn’t I stand on his feet when given the opportunity. Petty victories, Kai. Petty victories.” She smiled up at him, and he smiled back. “I will have you know that I am a wonderful dancer, however, you shall never find that out.”

“Please, may I have your hand for the next dance?” Irene slipped her arm out of his and took a few steps toward the bar.

“Sorry, I don’t have any feet. And I need a drink if I have to be here for much longer.” She replied before hedging her way through the groups of people, leaving Kai chuckling and shaking his head.

He caught up with her as she caught the attention of a bartender. “Whiskey, neat, please.” She asked.

“I’ll have the same.” Kai said with a nod, perching on the stool next to her. “So, this contact of yours.” Irene touched her earlobe, toying with the small scar that had been a lobe piercing.

“Our friend hasn’t arrived yet.” She shrugged and paid for their drinks. He gently bumped the rim of his glass against hers before they both took a sip. It was smooth and made their mouths burn a little bit. Irene left a faint lipstick smudge on our glass. “We shouldn’t be waiting too much longer.”

“I told you not to wear high heels.” He muttered, more to the whiskey than to her, then in brighter tones. “Well, good whiskey, women and the music isn’t half bad, I don’t mind the wait around.”

“Where are these women?” Irene said with a frown as she surveyed the room. “I haven’t been on a date for years and would not complain.” Kai looked at her before sighing.

“I was talking about you.” He said softly. “I know you are going to say no, that we shouldn’t, not that we can’t mind you. I know that it isn’t against the rules. I have checked, before you try to suggest that.”

“Kai, I don’t want to keep having this conversation, it’s tiring. It isn’t against any official rules, but it is against mine. You are my friend, let that be enough, please. For both of our sakes.” She sighed and listened to the ice in her glass. “Go and find one of the other women who’ll be happy to go- no, go home with them, not back to our house please, someone who’ll say yes, so that you don’t keep wasting your time on one hundred and one no’s.”

Kai sadly smiled. “I’d rather be rejected one hundred and one times, than get a yes from someone that I could never care for.” He got up though. “I’m going to get some fresh air, I won’t be long. Don’t move, especially if your contact makes… contact.” He cringed a little.

“Alright, stay safe.” He took his drink.

“You too.”

Oh, my, god. The second hand embarrassment is strong in this one. Urgh, this is hilarious!

Kai: Come on, Uncle, the math problem isn’t what’s keeping you and Li Ming apart. You two just need to bone.

Irene: [strangled frightened noise]

Ao Shun: What did you just say?

Irene: Don’t say it again!

Kai: I said you two need to bone.

Irene:

Ao Shun:

Ao Shun: how

Ao Shun: dare you, Ao Kai

Ao Shun: I am a king!

[one minute later]

Ao Shun: BONE?

[three minutes later]

Ao Shun: What happens in my bedroom, nephew, is NONE of your business.

[five minutes later]

Ao Shun: BOOooOOOOONe?

[ten minutes later]

Ao Shun: Don’t. ever.

Ao Shun: speak to me like that again.

Remus and Lily had the best friendship and nothing can change my mind

Vale dreams of that day. Sometimes it’s all that keeps him going.

Silver: one day, I'm going to say "fight me" and someone really is just going to fucking deck me

Vale: believe me, that day is closer than you think

This is unbelievably horrendous, I really didn’t realise you could get it that wrong, I mean wow!

We interrupt today’s anniversary posts to bring you, possibly the worst attempts at a Scottish accent-ever, from Scooby Doo and “A Highland Fling with a Monstrous Thing”

I looked it up on Youtube and they want £1.99 to view it all!!! If there is something I know about the internet if content is online, it is also free somewhere, so here is the full episode including bagpipes and Heilan Coos……

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x10tmeg

Lmao! 😂

Irene: [tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense, only to find out that the sticks were actually sparklers]

Irene: This is actually painfully on-brand for me.