Vale Dreams Of That Day. Sometimes It’s All That Keeps Him Going.

I think Kai is just being unreasonable

Irene: Starting off my day with two eggs for breakfast!

Kai: Those are chocolate eggs

Irene: Diet plan just says "two eggs", so let's not get too picky

Bloody love lotr!

Is the Tolkien fandom dead?

Reblog if you are a fan!

I need that horse story now!

i was rereading some of your fics and i stumbled across the line ““All that talk of you being noble is horseshit, Lancelot. I know you just want Gwen to yourself."” and honestly to me that line just perfectly describes Lancelots and Merlin’s friendship

I s2g I felt like their relationship is just so criminally underrated. Like, yes, Lancelot knew everything about Merlin, but I’m sure he told Merlin all of his dirty secrets in return and I just find that so funny because the knights are like ‘yes, noble Lancelot. So refined and well-tempered’ while Merlin is sitting there internally screaming because he knows that Lancelot once lost a fight with a horse.

Sometimes (actually quite often) Kai is wonderfully impractical but still super sweet!

Irene: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn’t what I expe-

Kai: [holding up the ace of spades] Is this your card?

Irene: Holy shit…

Yes it’s definitely a difficult situation, especially cause he’ll have some kind of topping or filling and you do not want that to squidgy and spill.

Kai: Ew, who would want that as their last meal?

Kai: Personally, my last meal [pulls out a handful of pancakes from her pocket] would be pancakes!

Irene: You just…. keep that in your pocket?

Kai: We face death every day. This time I’m gonna go out on my own terms.

Aww, this is sweet and explains pretty thoroughly Irene’s sudden decrease in productivity! Thanks for sharing, I really enjoyed it.

Kissing prompts 13 and 16

"I'm trying to work, stop distracting me."

"I thought you liked it when I kissed you." Irene slowly exhaled and wished the room was several degrees colder. She toyed with her pen and did not look up at Kai. "You could do with a break."

"I doubt I'll get back to work if I had a break down." She muttered. "I would not complain if you brought up a cup of tea for me though." He smirked.

"So, I'm a very good distraction?" Kai carefully tucked hair behind her ear, stroking the tip of his finger along her skin, over her forehead first, and then down her neck. Irene couldn't suppress a shiver. "I'll take that as a compliment."

"You're incorrigible." Kai shrugged.

"You wouldn't love me if I changed. How about we come up with a deal?" He put his hand on top of hers and took the pen, leaning back and playing with it, spinning it around his fingers.

"Let's hear it." Irene sighed, she wasn't going to be getting any work done if he didn't leave her alone. He was a very good (irritating) distraction. She sat back in her chair, turning it slightly to face him.

She had a large desk tucked against a window so that she could get some of the meagre natural light that made its way through, and if not, the street lamps and her desk lamp did the trick. Right now, Kai's face was thrown into sharp profile by her desk lamp and she wanted to trace the lines of his cheeks with her fingers.

"You put the work away for the rest of today and I'll leave you alone tomorrow afternoon."

"What about the morning?"

"Oh, sweetheart." He swept his eyes over her before leaning in and dropping his voice low. "You're going to need a nice, long lay in once we're done tonight."

Irene swallowed.

"Deal."

I've done 16 before, I'll see if I can find you a link, I'd do it again, but I'm really not in the mood for anything like that right now

Also the murders.

Irene: Do you think all of my wanted posters are for petty theft?

Irene: [Several stolen books fall from her jacket]

Irene:

Irene: Well, that’s part of it.

For sure, our baby deserves all of our support!

Reblog if you'd go see Aziraphale's magic show

He knows her so well. Squee, what a cute couple!

Kai: [gets down on one knee and holds up a small box]

Kai: Irene, will you mar-

Irene: If that’s not a small dagger I can fit in my boot then the answer is no

Kai: …

Kai: [opens box to reveal a small dagger she can fit in her boot]

Kai: Do you think I’m an idiot?

That is a majestic cake! Hope you feel better soon.

Pretty low mood. Made cake to see if it'd make me feel better

Kinda