Ooh, I Understand The Belly Thing, It’s Just A Strange Word. This Is Great Fluff!

That really is navel-gazing, sorry but I just thought of that appalling pun!

Here's a little secret about me, I hate the word belly. You will never ever hear me say it and very very rarely see me writing it, I avoid it whenever possible

"You... Don't have a navel?" Irene said, almost frowning as her eyes glided down Kai's firm muscles, following the trail that her fingers had made as she unbuttoned his shirt.

"A what?"

"Navel? A belly button? Do... Do dragons lay eggs?"

"Of course. What did you expect?"

"I don't know!" She exclaimed. "Have you never been with a human before?" He ruffled his hair. "I thought, well, you implied, that you'd had a good many partners."

"No, I said that I was good in bed. No, there were no humans before you." He said. "And I take it that you've never been with a dragon then?"

"No, only humans... Well, there was a vampire once." She shrugged. "Never a dragon. God, that's weird."

"What's a navel?" She opened her mouth, and shut it again.

"Well it's... Well, do you know what an umbilical cord is?"

"I have vague memories from a biology class well over ten years ago." He said. "Something to do with repro... Do humans not have gen-"

"We do!" Irene interrupted. "I just assumed that your bodies would be identical to humans." There was a side note that she hoped that they were... compatible. "No, its to carry nutrients to the foetus before we are born. Everyone has one, its a small mark on our stomachs."

"Really?" Kai wrinkled her nose. Irene sighed and started on the ties of her dress. "Oh..."

"Shush." She muttered, she let the dress pool to fall at her feet before starting on the strings of her corset. "Men have it so easier with fashion." She said, not unkindly but with a sharp edge.

"I'm more than happy to help." He smirked as Irene managed to get the knot undone and parted the boned fabric at her chest. "Heaven and earth, how many times have you been stabbed?"

"Not that many times? Maybe four or five times?" She said, looking down.

"That one is awful." He said, putting his index finger on her navel.

"That's my navel." She said. "I guess it's technically a scar?"

"But you said it was so you could eat as a baby."

"No, it- have you ever studied human biology? And- oh you- you're messing with me, aren't you?" He grinned and nodded.

"I'll admit that I have never seen one in real life and was unaware that it does in fact look like a scar." He said. "But I'm not that dim."

"You are the worst."

"Yeah, but you like me anyway." He said, stroking her jaw. "It looks weird though."

"Says the man without a navel."

"Technically, not a man."

Fun Facts About Harry Potter That I Just Made Up

That are still better than what She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named tries to tweet

- If Lee Jordan lived in America and was a Muggle, he would be one of the people doing the Weekend Reports for SNL

- Ted Tonks was an absolute Dad ™ - bad jokes, sneezing really loudly, forgetting the names of his daughter’s friends, not understanding slang, “if you hurt my daughter i will hurt you” to potential suitors, etc. 

- Harry drank one of Ginny’s energy drinks once so she gave him another one later and said “I saw you liked these so I got you one” but she put salt in it.

- Also, their kids once walked in on them doing the WAP because the entire Potter family got bored during quarantine and got TikTok

- When Tonks went to her first potions class she morphed her face into a copy of Snape’s. …Hufflepuff had negative points for a few days

- Tonks bewitched Moody’s quill once so that all he could write was “CONSTANT VIGILANCE”

Please help me, I still have cancer and my last post isn't getting me help anymore

Hi, most of you have probably seen my last post that looked like this:

So the post now has over 12 thousand notes, and as great as it is to have that many notes..

I'm not getting anymore donations or notes from it and I'm really scared that it's because it has so many notes, that people are just looking past it now.

So I'm starting over with a new post.

About a month or two ago I made that post when I had absolutely nothing, and through a LOT of peoples kindness, I was able to buy my medicine and get a months worth of cancer treatment done.. but now it is September 1st and here in a couple of days I will be out of my medicine and due for my blood treatment but I once again have no way of paying for it.

I genuinely need donations again!!

My treatment involves draining my blood, because of the Polycythemia Vera, I have too much. I am at a higher risk of a stroke, and with my heart disease ontop of that.. the risk is even higher.

My medicine, my treatment, all of that.. is working!! Let me repeat because I am so happy to say this, but the treatment that I have been getting HAS BEEN WORKING FOR ME!! My hair has been growing back, my energy has been coming back, I've been able to eat more, and I've been able to get out of my house let alone my bed more and more thanks to being able to have my treatment.

But it costs money, and until I am approved for disability (which I have a working case for) people like you, spreading this post and donating to me.. you are helping me get better!!

So please, donate if you can to my PayPal account. I tried setting up a venmo account as well as a GoFundMe page, but my bank keeps assuming it's a fraud and canceling my accounts. So PayPal is all I have right now.

Please donate or spread this post instead of my last one, thank you for reading.

P. S.

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And that’s his treat: Irene gets some arson, Kai gets some grievous criminal assault. They’re both very happy.

Vale: We’re not gonna burn it

Irene: C'mon dude, you never let me burn anything

I need that horse story now!

i was rereading some of your fics and i stumbled across the line ““All that talk of you being noble is horseshit, Lancelot. I know you just want Gwen to yourself."” and honestly to me that line just perfectly describes Lancelots and Merlin’s friendship

I s2g I felt like their relationship is just so criminally underrated. Like, yes, Lancelot knew everything about Merlin, but I’m sure he told Merlin all of his dirty secrets in return and I just find that so funny because the knights are like ‘yes, noble Lancelot. So refined and well-tempered’ while Merlin is sitting there internally screaming because he knows that Lancelot once lost a fight with a horse.

This is very pretty, that building looks beautiful!

Baba, my father, has chronic leukemia. On Wednesday, he received a bone marrow transplant. Today begins his fourth day of chemotherapy. The insurance will not cover the mandatory 100 days he will be staying in the hospital nor the hospital’s hotel room, where he must be looked after 24/7.

Please, please, if you are able, please consider donating & reblogging to help my father.

paypal.me/dareenm venmo: @dareenm cashapp: $cashdrn

(Photos taken before the transplant, one in hospital & the other while holding my father in the hotel room the night before he checked into the hospital for the next 3+ months.)

I’m really, really frightened.

He deserves it so much. Vale would give all his money for this to happen in his presence.

I keep having this thought of them all in a modern world pop into my head, only Silver calls Irene sugar tits and she just kicks him in the crotch

Excellent pun!

Someone needs to stop giving me the opportunity to kill characters

This should just be a legit popular opinion. He was sweet and lovely in the original series there’s no way he’d become a Death Eater.

unpopular opinion: they did Cedric Diggory dirty in cursed child.