Kai is out here straight up speaking the truth we all need.
Kai: Chillax!
Vale: That’s not a word
Kai: Sometimes the ones who deny ‘chillax’ are the ones who need to chillax the most
And constantly only a minute away from being murdered. There’s the small issues of the thieving, the mercenaries, the scheming but yeah, no major bad points.
Silver: we’ve all got our weaknesses
Silver: i, personally, am tragically funny and good-looking
Bold of you to assume Silver would attempt to correct himself, this was his diabolical plan all along!
Vale: Fuck you, Silver!
Silver: Fuck me yourself, Vale!
Vale:
Silver: No, I mean—
Vale: [sigh] Okay.
Silver: Wait, what...?
Vale: [already taking off clothes] Yeah, why not?
I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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Festus is v excited to be helpful, what a sweetie.
Happy Birthday to Leo Valdez aka Bad Boy Supreme, Admiral Leo, Super-sized McShizzle, Flaming Valdez, The Dread Pirate Valdez...
Art by @emberhollow
Is that a word in his world? Cause otherwise he’d just be majorly confused like most people are with Irene.
Vale: We’re not gonna burn it
Irene: C'mon dude, you never let me burn anything
Lmao, they all have such nuts lives!
Vale: We’re not gonna burn it
Irene: C'mon dude, you never let me burn anything
Aww, this is lovely! You’ve got me shipping these guys so hard.
20 for Li Ming x Ao Shun because I've been thinking about that ship a lot today
Same. Its a very good ship
Assassination attempts against the dragon kings were not unheard of or unexpected when they did catch wind of the plans to do so. And Ao Shun had more than a few experiences of being tackled to the ground when someone took a shot at him.
And Li Ming had more than a few experiences of taking down would be assassins and protecting His King.
Ao Shun ordered the room empty and Li Ming went to leave as well but Ao Shun snagged the cuff of his sleeve and held him in place. When the last of the courtiers had left he pulled Li Ming to his chest and cupped his jaw with almost too warm fingers that pressed into his cheeks almost too roughly, and kissed him hard enough to snatch the air from Li Ming's lungs and make him grasp the front of Ao Shun's robes in a tight grip, holding him as tightly as he was held in turn.
"You're hurt." Li Ming said, resting his forehead against Ao Shun's, before reaching up to smear blood off his cheek, a bullet graze from the shot that slammed into the throat with a terrible clanging sound of lead on ebony. "I wasn't fast enough, and you were hurt." The temperature in the room was dropping fast and frost began to creep along the marble flooring, rendering it essentially an ice rink.
"You saved me." Ao Shun replied before kissing him again. "He could have killed you."
"He wanted to kill you."
"People are going to have to try a lot harder than that to kill me." Ao Shun replied.
"He. Hurt. You." Li Ming pulled him back in and kissed him, just as roughly as the first. "He's lucky that the guards got to him before I could rip his throat out with my claws."
"Oh, Mon Étoile, you'll get the chance." Ao Shun said, before reluctantly stepping away. He took a deep breath before Li Ming closed the gap again and kissed his cheek. "Did you just... Kiss me better?" He smiled.
"No, this is kissing you better." Li Ming said, before pressing his lips to Ao Shun and threading his fingers into the loose strands of ebony hair that had been tied back before things had gone sideward in a rough tackle to save his life. "Learn to duck faster."
"Learn to not throw yourself in harms way."
"Never." There was a private doorway from the throne room right up to the private quarters and Ao Shun pulled him toward that door, tucked away in a dark recess. "I want to speak with the prisoner, if he had co-conspirators..."
"That can wait, we'll be safe in my suite. And... Alone."
some holiday sketches feat. leo and annabeth engaged in a fierce gingerbread house competition, percy decorating a “tree,” and some general shenanigans in the snow
today marks the 1 year anniversary of this account! ever thankful for the love & support I receive from you guys & im looking forward to what I create this year 💖