Lmao, They All Have Such Nuts Lives!

Excellent pun!

Someone needs to stop giving me the opportunity to kill characters

Ya'll be like "Shang was having a bi freak out, realizing he was into Ping". NO HE WASN'T. He already knew he was into men. His bisexual freak out was when he realized Ping was Mulan and hey maybe he's into girls too whatdoya know?

This should just be a legit popular opinion. He was sweet and lovely in the original series there’s no way he’d become a Death Eater.

unpopular opinion: they did Cedric Diggory dirty in cursed child.

GUYS LISTEN UP RIGHT NOW

This is a one note one hour post for one of my best friends @smolanxiouscatvoid. They are such an amazing and lovely person and I don’t want to lose them. They mean a lot to me, and a lot of other people as well.

You can only put:

1 reblog, 1 like and 10 comments every 24 hrs.

Please don’t break these rules I want them to know how genuine this is ok?

I repeat, don’t break the rules.

@therealbeesechurger @thorneedsahug @the-fire-is-shooting-at-us @sociophobia459 @x-pan-nicked-pansexual-x @thehugwizard @that-bi-bliophile @im-a-dragon-cawcaw @that0n3teen

Yeah, super cute.

Jgjfdhsh I love how draw Merlin’s ears

Thank you!!! And what could complement his ears more than a big pointy hat?

Yeah, that line is great and really encapsulates them. Yeah it was a bit angsty and I’m like you idiots! What are you doing?! Just kiss!!! *smushes faces together*.

Hiya, could you do having seen you dance I know you have no feet (I’ve not got that completely right but can’t remember the exact phrasing, I know I’d be terrible with the Language, I’d say one thing inaccurately and get engulfed in an avalanche, swiftly followed by a tsunami) for Irene and Kai, please?

If I had The Language I’d probably get punished for the amount of Fuck bombs that I drop.

“Having seen you dance, I know you have no feet.” Kai said to Irene, leaning over to mutter to her, their arms linked. “Or I would ask you for a dance.”

“When did you ever see me dance?”

“Russia.” Kai said as they continued to circulate the room. “You stood on Alberich’s toes.” Irene supressed her shudder of disgust.

“Has it passed your mind that I may have done that on purpose?” She asked. “Why wouldn’t I stand on his feet when given the opportunity. Petty victories, Kai. Petty victories.” She smiled up at him, and he smiled back. “I will have you know that I am a wonderful dancer, however, you shall never find that out.”

“Please, may I have your hand for the next dance?” Irene slipped her arm out of his and took a few steps toward the bar.

“Sorry, I don’t have any feet. And I need a drink if I have to be here for much longer.” She replied before hedging her way through the groups of people, leaving Kai chuckling and shaking his head.

He caught up with her as she caught the attention of a bartender. “Whiskey, neat, please.” She asked.

“I’ll have the same.” Kai said with a nod, perching on the stool next to her. “So, this contact of yours.” Irene touched her earlobe, toying with the small scar that had been a lobe piercing.

“Our friend hasn’t arrived yet.” She shrugged and paid for their drinks. He gently bumped the rim of his glass against hers before they both took a sip. It was smooth and made their mouths burn a little bit. Irene left a faint lipstick smudge on our glass. “We shouldn’t be waiting too much longer.”

“I told you not to wear high heels.” He muttered, more to the whiskey than to her, then in brighter tones. “Well, good whiskey, women and the music isn’t half bad, I don’t mind the wait around.”

“Where are these women?” Irene said with a frown as she surveyed the room. “I haven’t been on a date for years and would not complain.” Kai looked at her before sighing.

“I was talking about you.” He said softly. “I know you are going to say no, that we shouldn’t, not that we can’t mind you. I know that it isn’t against the rules. I have checked, before you try to suggest that.”

“Kai, I don’t want to keep having this conversation, it’s tiring. It isn’t against any official rules, but it is against mine. You are my friend, let that be enough, please. For both of our sakes.” She sighed and listened to the ice in her glass. “Go and find one of the other women who’ll be happy to go- no, go home with them, not back to our house please, someone who’ll say yes, so that you don’t keep wasting your time on one hundred and one no’s.”

Kai sadly smiled. “I’d rather be rejected one hundred and one times, than get a yes from someone that I could never care for.” He got up though. “I’m going to get some fresh air, I won’t be long. Don’t move, especially if your contact makes… contact.” He cringed a little.

“Alright, stay safe.” He took his drink.

“You too.”

This is gorgeous! I love this style and the hair is beautifully done. Thanks for sharing, it’s awesome- I need more fabulous Greek statues on my life.

danaid with an urn (by Rauch) // venus with apple (Thorvaldsen)

quick sketches for inktober

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

My baby Faramir! He deserved so much better!!!

Therapist: Okay, I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Faramir: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory.”

Felt like sharing this painting of mine

I took a picture of it and edited it more so it could be a little "better"

Dear Invisible Library fans, please tell me that this reminds you of that one scene in the beginning of The Burning Page