Phoseo - 24D Incarnate

oh wow my niche worm fandom annoyance has been represented.

Mike sucks, half the time it seems like he's either spoiling an entire fic after reading with a comment on the first chapter or he's just being a passive aggressive ass.

If I could block/mute his ass I would but he's too chicken to wait in the queue and strap an account to his takes.

what

my doctor thought i was taking spironolactone for hair loss “because [I] have gray hairs”

(Poll submitted by @cpericardium)

huh! i didn't know you could create a poll in a submission! Odd. (Peri made this poll personally, instead of simply suggesting the poll, though I did edit it)

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

fuck my wormpolls are queued out to april

"You need someone to pretend to be a parent/guardian over the phone"

Oh boy, I'm so glad I can count on Taylor "I don't own a cell phone" Hebert for this critical task (help)

You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

If you are a woman who plays Elden Ring, PLEASE REBLOG THIS!!!!

I have not met a single woman irl who plays Elden Ring, and it saddens me. I don’t know many women in general who are gamers. Hell, I’ve only met one other serious female gamer in my life

I’m NOT saying this as a pick me sort of thing. The beauty of streamers is that since we can see them online, it gives us the illusion that female gamers are everywhere. But we are not. We are in the vast minority.

So please, if you are a woman and play Elden Ring, reblog this! Female gamers unite, we need more representation!!

And can we appreciate the badass women of Elden Ring while we’re at it??? We couldn’t have made it through the game without the guidance of multiple women. And also THANK YOU FROMSOFT for not sexualizing any women in the game. I LOVE WOMEN RAHHHHH

Tumblr wouldn’t let me add any more pics, I love all women in Elden ring (except Marika for obvious reasons)

to avoid any possible confusion we’re doing a blake poll

by rawest deal, i don’t necessarily mean “who has the weakest power," since that's a different poll, but rather I'm asking whose life sucks (or sucked) the most?

make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

Looking at a medicine bottle that says "do not take more than one in 24 hours" and I can't remember if I took one 5 minutes ago or not, hmmm

Probably shouldn't risk it...

(Poll submitted by @hpetrr)

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!