(Poll Submitted By @hpetrr)

Oh my gosh to the cooperator I was partying with in elden ring I am so sorry. Game crashed out of fucking nowhere and we almost had the boss too

God damnit

Okay I tapped out like 300 words to this chapter, and if I add that to the 1200 words I wrote earlier on the outline for a fic I'm planning in the future, then that's 1500 words roughly, not bad, could be better.

why would garlic bread betray me like this, I just wanted to write fanfic. save me, TUMs

Cover illustration and design for Sheridan Le Fanu's Carmilla (2023)

I am not even old but I still default to typing "email" as "e-mail".

I don't know why, but that's just how my brain is wired. Strange...

hey when you make posts, i just want you to know, thou/thee/thy/thine/ye are like he/you(object)/your/yours/you(subject) okay? "thou art wearing shoes," "i will wear shoes for thee," okay?

you say thine if the next word starts with a vowel and thy if the next word starts with a consonant and they both mean "your" so "thine own shoes," "thy shoes," okay?

and ye means you and refers to the subject of a sentence, "ye members of the brotherhood of shoes," okay? you need this information to create better knight yaoi. i'm personally more interested in nun yuri but we are a community

This is the competition for the most interesting toxic yuri ship! This means that you want to vote for the one you'd like to read about the most out of a sick sense of disgust and fascination. like a car crash, you just can't look away.

chastity/vicky is just for the real ones. you wouldn't get it.

by the way june is her canon name not a personal headcanon they say it in ward

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

This is actually an incredibly helpful insight into gem culture and phos specifically. Vaguely been planning a fic about phos at some point so i think this will really help with characterization. thanks!!

the gems' entire system of value is structured around work-what a gem can contribute, how their body can be useful, and how those who lack utility are rendered superfluous. those with clear roles in defending the community have a place; those without are left aimless, struggling for purpose. it's a society where an individual's worth is determined entirely by their productive capacity.

now marx defines labor as the physical and mental effort by which humans transform nature to produce goods and services that satisfy human needs. in this essay i will--

I want to do a series of polls, and for this I need information. Reblog if you consider yourself a part of wormblr.

This one is more of a question of what you headcanon taylon hober as, since there is technically a canonical answer, it's just that it's a stupid canonical answer and i've elected to ignore it (sick avengers 2012 reference)

sadly we don't have ranked choice voting, but I will lump answers within categories

there are so many options I had to cut because there are only 12 selectable answers for the poll. It's FUCKED okay? it's FUCKED. Honestly, you're kind of gonna have to write in for any answer since 12 options allows for basically no nuance.

the slug is not a gender

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it! Just. Don't yell, please?

So what, that's 32 pages about worm probably? Goddammit

my greatest fear--not actually my greatest fear i have a lot of very great fears--one of my bigger fears (like, top 20) is that behind the bastards will do an episode about the simurgh death cult and robert madison evans will explain to his audience of ten quadrillion listeners what worm is.

i got so scared when he explained who yudkowsky was back in the AI episodes i thought he was gonna bring up the hillary clinton thing