This Is Actually An Incredibly Helpful Insight Into Gem Culture And Phos Specifically. Vaguely Been Planning

This is the competition for the most interesting toxic yuri ship! This means that you want to vote for the one you'd like to read about the most out of a sick sense of disgust and fascination. like a car crash, you just can't look away.

chastity/vicky is just for the real ones. you wouldn't get it.

by the way june is her canon name not a personal headcanon they say it in ward

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

ao3 turns 15 today

reblog if youre older than ao3

(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)

You are sat at a bar, and approached by a character I would chew my leg off to spend a night with.

(Put who you got in the tags)

I must hate myself something fierce because I thought it would be smart to eat ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant and I would like to write my fanfiction now please and thank you. I swear I do this type of shit every day and I never learn.

"Maybe it'll work out this time" no, shut up phoseo, it won't

I mean, Taylor straight up says it's a reference she isn't aware of? I don't know how it can be interpreted as Taylor getting the joke

How taylor got that was a previous poll of mine, but a lot of people didn't seem to think she got the reference at all! So now we're asking if she even did!

Make sure to tell me what you think and why you think it!

Quote below:

From Monarch 16.5

One person I have blocked and muted because they made a fic with AI and then doubled down on doing it in the comments when people called them out for it. Another person was just consistently mean and awful to the author in the comments under a fic I liked so that was another mute/block. Beyond that maybe a couple writers muted because they wrote a bunch of tiny fics exclusively featuring a ship I'm not at all interested in?

It's easier to be less stressed/irritated at things when you just... curate your online experience.

Bonus points: Why? I'm curious

Had another long Elden Ring session today, so here's my progress:

1. Explored a bunch of new places in Liurnia, mostly on the eastern side.

2. Cleared a few Liurnia dungeons.

3. Started experimenting with some new weapons for fun.

4. Went down into the Ainsel River, via the lift, and killed the Withered Astel and the Dragonkin Soldier of Nokstella.

5. Now trying to breach Caria Manor, to meet the best girl.

I'm really not a fan of the giant ants, they freak me out but at least theyre easy to bait. I think the only enemy I died to was the Deathbird to the East of Raya Lucaria? Almost all of my deaths today were to falling in the Raya Lucaria Crystal Tunnel while I tried to do the little parkour section, most of those deaths coming as I desperately tried to retrieve thousands of stranded runes over and over again.

I think Liurnia might be my favorite of the two between it and Limgrave? Though that is a very small pool so we will see if it changes going forward.

I want to do a series of polls, and for this I need information. Reblog if you consider yourself a part of wormblr.

why would garlic bread betray me like this, I just wanted to write fanfic. save me, TUMs