Uwah, Can't Believe Arthur Is Being Guilt Tripped And Victim Blamed By *yet Another Malevolent Entity*

I hate you. Why did you do this?!

— Anyway, happy new year. — And you. 🌠

I feel like Avar doesn’t mean to stress him out, but if Elzar starts doing dumb shit she tries to handle it correctly and ends up making it worse on accident, and then decides “Well since it ended up this way, I’m gonna do it with my whole chest!” And then then the leashes come out.

The firebrands: a summary

You will share this because you know it’s true.

😆 just imagine Ted’s lawyers going: “Ted-Ted stop laughing. You’re getting arrested, Ted!”🤦🏻‍♂️

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

I claim this human.

Prequel love, sequel, love, or OG love. When it comes to Star Wars LOVR IS LOVE BITCHES!!

Me

That night at dinner on the Carte Blanche:

Jet: We’re not mad-

Buddie: We’re furious.

Jet: We promise not to judge too harshly-

Buddie: No, we don’t.

Jet: Despite all evidence to the contrary, Buddie, I am incapable of reading your mind.

Vespa: *slams fist on table* For fucks sake how did Rita and Juno break their fucking legs!?

hijinks gang

I just choked on my falafel!

Bruce: I got Netflix for you like you asked!

Clark: Oh awesome! I’ve been mooching off Lois’ account for years so this’ll be nice.

Bruce: Wait, what do you mean account?

Clark: Her Netflix account

Bruce:

Clark: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own. They’re like, $8.

Bruce:

Bruce: Ohhh. You wanted… an account on the service..

Clark: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait what did you buy?

Bruce:

Bruce: … Netflix