You Will Share This Because You Know It’s True.

When I hear Captain Marvel/Brie Larson Hate

I aspire to have a friendship Like Hen and Athena’s! Love these two badass Women!!

I keep seeing reports of of yet another black trans woman having been murdered, first I was sad, now I’m pissed! How can I help? Does anyone know?

This is now too good to not be canon.

I am unironically convinced that Gella Nattai is that Wayseeker mentioned in Into the Dark who became a minor singing sensation on Alderaan.

Benefits of Higher Education

It's Fun!: 

We just spent 10 minutes in my Government Class making a drinking game for the State of the Union address tonight!

Every time he says Wall take a shot!

*Will Farrell Anchorman scene* Well, that de-escalated quickly.

this town ain't big enough for the two of us.....

May you step on Legos barefoot

May your breakfast forever be a none pizza with left beef.

May you be bombarded with shitposts in all your emails and socmed.

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

I hate you. Why did you do this?!

— Anyway, happy new year. — And you. 🌠

HEY SO MY MOM ATTEMPTED TO MAKE ME A FURBY CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND UHHH

it ended up looking like this. we were both losing our absolute shit at it so i proceeded to take extremely cursed photos of it

i love my mom so much

Those of you who are making jokes about John Mulaney’s relapse are such shitheads who clearly have never dealt with addiction before. It’s not a matter of “weak will and morality”. Addiction is a disease due to chemical imbalances in the brain. Also, a relapse isn’t funny, it’s frustrating. So shut the fuck up.