.....MOTHERFUCKER!!! 

I just choked on my falafel!

Bruce: I got Netflix for you like you asked!

Clark: Oh awesome! I’ve been mooching off Lois’ account for years so this’ll be nice.

Bruce: Wait, what do you mean account?

Clark: Her Netflix account

Bruce:

Clark: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own. They’re like, $8.

Bruce:

Bruce: Ohhh. You wanted… an account on the service..

Clark: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait what did you buy?

Bruce:

Bruce: … Netflix

HEY ! YOU!

Reblog if you think trans women are real women , and trans men are real men .

I'm trying to prove something to my transphobic father .

Finally some kitchen ware to go with my aesthetic.

writes shitty meme-filled trashfic of a popular gay couple: hundreds of reviews, millions of views, everyone loves it

writes carefully-worded serious thematic fic 100K+ words long: 4 reads and 1 review that just says "cool"

Kay, so it's not just me..

I am binging Our Flag Means Death

1x08 HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING!!

“What If...” Episode 7

Bad Bitch Dr. Jane “Imma-punch-a-literal-god-in-the-face-cuz-i’m-a-genius” Foster Phd. Really looked at a Himbo God from another planet and said “I want that one.”

Also breaking the chain of “all Asians are the same” by changing Noriko to Quyn, because the actress is Vietnamese not Japanese.

A gay Italian character who is not stereotyped. 

A gay Arab character who is also not stereotyped. 

Neither of them fetishized. 

Both of them bad ass as fuck. 

And they’re in one of the healthiest relationships, queer or not, I’ve ever seen in an action movie.

Two female leads, one of them Black, neither of them sexualized. 

 Not even ONCE. 

 Both of them bad ass as fuck. 

And they both have space to be their own characters, with their own arcs.

Directed by a Black woman. 

Edited by a Black woman. 

 Actual MAIN //obviously// Gay characters in a superhero/comic movie? (Not relegated to cameo status, take notes Marvel!) 

 I’m sorry I can’t shut up about this movie. 

I’m just so fucking INTO everything it’s about! 

(Edit: I was too excited to think while I wrote this and but now it’s doing numbers and everyone is yelling at me asking what the name of the movie is lol. It’s The Old Guard, it’s on Netflix and came out a week ago.)

Well, fuck. Who told?