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Family picture

Bruce was not invited

but wait! there’s more!!

what’s the tumblr of someone who’s more modest than you?

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do it for him (alt under cut; blood cw)

bruce and khoa for @milknova as part of @dcufans4palestine! thanks so much for your kindness and donation! loved drawing these two.

They live in my head rent free

vroom vroom bitch

i like to imagine that the JLA treat Bruce’s drama with the Robins like a friend that cant hold down a relationship. there’s a world out there where Bruce brings Robin!Damian to the JL one day and introduces him as the new Robin and immediately everybody crowds around like

Ollie: aw bummer man, sorry to hear about Tim. out if curiosity did he die or get sick of your shit?

Bruce: …what?

Barry, to Ollie: have you met Tim? that kid can’t be killed. c’mon Bruce, what did you do that finally pushed him over the line?

Bruce: i didn’t-

Diana: first of all i hold the firm belief that a shot of ginger would finish that child off. second of all you’re both wrong, Tim must have been kicked out for disobeying orders.

Barry: i told you when we started the betting pool that Bruce wouldn’t do that after losing Jason, are you seriously still doubting me?

Ollie: seriously Diana, the bets are whether he died or broke up with Batman, there’s no third one

Diana: i just think-

Bruce: ????? Tim is fine?? he gave Robin to Damian willingly??? he’s at home right now designing a new outfit for his debut as Red Robin??

The JL:

Bruce: have you been BETTING on how my relationships with my children will end?

The JL:

Damian: for the record, a ginger shot definitely would take Drake out.

gotham rainy nights*

i still am a believer of duke doing silly things with his superpower

patch note: i got another believer and im honored

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + many years later, a smug dude with his bat-rain-poncho invention

Fall with me, Darling

(A Black Moray Eel and her Meteor)

The original cosplay is from @alkar_tar on tictok