i like to imagine that the JLA treat Bruce’s drama with the Robins like a friend that cant hold down a relationship. there’s a world out there where Bruce brings Robin!Damian to the JL one day and introduces him as the new Robin and immediately everybody crowds around like
Ollie: aw bummer man, sorry to hear about Tim. out if curiosity did he die or get sick of your shit?
Bruce: …what?
Barry, to Ollie: have you met Tim? that kid can’t be killed. c’mon Bruce, what did you do that finally pushed him over the line?
Bruce: i didn’t-
Diana: first of all i hold the firm belief that a shot of ginger would finish that child off. second of all you’re both wrong, Tim must have been kicked out for disobeying orders.
Barry: i told you when we started the betting pool that Bruce wouldn’t do that after losing Jason, are you seriously still doubting me?
Ollie: seriously Diana, the bets are whether he died or broke up with Batman, there’s no third one
Diana: i just think-
Bruce: ????? Tim is fine?? he gave Robin to Damian willingly??? he’s at home right now designing a new outfit for his debut as Red Robin??
The JL:
Bruce: have you been BETTING on how my relationships with my children will end?
The JL:
Damian: for the record, a ginger shot definitely would take Drake out.
This is supposed to be a reincarnation picture where reincarnated Clark and Bruce talk about how crazy it would be to be Superman and Batman. But as I worked on this piece and gave Bruce an umbrella to lean on to appear more causal it looks a lot like a cane so this could also just be Clark and Bruce not reincarnated and just retired complaining about how silly this is exabit is lol.
“Happy Holidays From The Waynes!”
vroom vroom bitch
Dickie to go along with Jason's design for "door, opening" my in-progress fic! my handwriting is also typed out in alt text 🐦
what’s the tumblr of someone who’s more modest than you?
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bruce and khoa for @milknova as part of @dcufans4palestine! thanks so much for your kindness and donation! loved drawing these two.
I see a lot of social media. So… give me Damian Wayne making social media accounts for Titus, Ace, and Alfred the Cat. Let Alfred the Cat have more followers than the entire family combined. Let Bruce Wayne follow only ten accounts on his official Instagram—and one of them is his son's pets. Give me Damian Wayne celebrating his pets’ birthdays. No one knows when they were actually born, but Damian remembers the days they came into his life, and he celebrates their birthdays because he can and he wants to. Give me the Wayne pets on social media… photos showing how massive Titus is and how he should probably start paying rent at this point. Show Ace constantly getting into fights with Jason and Dick over the clothes, how they're always stealing the clothes. Give me Alfred the Cat judging everyone, or doing something adorable. Just pets. Being soft. Being chaotic. Being beloved.
waist holding
I had my weekly crash out about superman yesterday and sent harv screencaps of STAS supes. he had things to say about his waist
do it for him (alt under cut; blood cw)
The original cosplay is from @alkar_tar on tictok
i have read over 1,000 batman fics in 5 months. I've lost my fucking mind
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