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Dick remembered a word to say when people are yelling!! man, I wonder where he learned that...

He does get very upset when he learns it's bad to say,, Bruce isn't mad of course he thinks it's hilarious

hahah i lied

who’s tumblr’s nsfw older brother?

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"go ask your dad" infinite loop

was thinking about them today (when am i not) and decided to draw them

Dickie to go along with Jason's design for "door, opening" my in-progress fic! my handwriting is also typed out in alt text 🐦

Barbara and Stephanie are the ones wearing the pants in the relationship, especially because they clearly prefer their men without them on.

what’s the tumblr of someone with butterfingers?

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i like to imagine that the JLA treat Bruce’s drama with the Robins like a friend that cant hold down a relationship. there’s a world out there where Bruce brings Robin!Damian to the JL one day and introduces him as the new Robin and immediately everybody crowds around like

Ollie: aw bummer man, sorry to hear about Tim. out if curiosity did he die or get sick of your shit?

Bruce: …what?

Barry, to Ollie: have you met Tim? that kid can’t be killed. c’mon Bruce, what did you do that finally pushed him over the line?

Bruce: i didn’t-

Diana: first of all i hold the firm belief that a shot of ginger would finish that child off. second of all you’re both wrong, Tim must have been kicked out for disobeying orders.

Barry: i told you when we started the betting pool that Bruce wouldn’t do that after losing Jason, are you seriously still doubting me?

Ollie: seriously Diana, the bets are whether he died or broke up with Batman, there’s no third one

Diana: i just think-

Bruce: ????? Tim is fine?? he gave Robin to Damian willingly??? he’s at home right now designing a new outfit for his debut as Red Robin??

The JL:

Bruce: have you been BETTING on how my relationships with my children will end?

The JL:

Damian: for the record, a ginger shot definitely would take Drake out.

but wait! there’s more!!

what’s the tumblr of someone who’s more modest than you?

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“Happy Holidays From The Waynes!”

shoutout to this masterpiece that's been in my drafts for going on 2 years now