Last One I Swear

last one i swear

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1 month ago
Just Found Out This Old Sketch. They Are So Dear To Me.

Just found out this old sketch. They are so dear to me.

1 month ago
Stupid Textpost Sketches
Stupid Textpost Sketches
Stupid Textpost Sketches

stupid textpost sketches

1 month ago
The first panel of a digital DC fan comic. The viewer is behind Nightwing and Jason Todd as they are sitting on a rooftop, looking out onto Blüdhaven in the rain. Jason has a lit cigarette, and Nightwing is holding an ice cream carton and something metal. A dialogue bubble for Jason reads: "Wing. Are you eating ice cream with a batarang?"
The second and last label of the comic. The perspective has changed so that they viewer is looking at Nightwing and Jason Todd head-on. Nightwing is wearing an annoyed expression, and his dialogue bubble reads: "It's a Wingding™"

an important distinction 🐦 more chapter art for door, opening.

1 month ago
This Guy Is Pretty Super
This Guy Is Pretty Super
This Guy Is Pretty Super

this guy is pretty super

3 months ago
It's December So Time To Stare At My Art Output For The Year!!!
It's December So Time To Stare At My Art Output For The Year!!!
It's December So Time To Stare At My Art Output For The Year!!!
It's December So Time To Stare At My Art Output For The Year!!!
It's December So Time To Stare At My Art Output For The Year!!!
It's December So Time To Stare At My Art Output For The Year!!!
It's December So Time To Stare At My Art Output For The Year!!!

it's december so time to stare at my art output for the year!!!

picked out some stuff that i'm ok with. wish i had more art to show but im trying to let it go since i was gone for 4 months this year. here's hoping for more drawing time next year

1 month ago
Everyone Look At His Cool Knife

Everyone look at his cool knife

1 month ago

Damian grew up listening to Jason telling stories of his time with Bruce, and being the competitive little shit that he is decides he has to one up the guy once he gets to Gotham. this leads to him waiting until the perfect opportunity and proceeding to steal the tires off not just the batmobile, but all the vehicles in the cave. he pulls it off perfectly and he’s incredibly proud of it UP UNTIL Dick and Tim start panicking that Jason Todd’s vengeful ghost is clearly haunting the cave and is clearly agitated at Damian being the new Robin- after all, he only started fucking with things after Damian took the mantle, so he must have disapproved, right?

after two weeks he has to call Jason, scuffing his feet on the ground and gritting his teeth as he explains the situation.

“….what.”

directing his glare to the ceiling, Damian stubbornly repeats, “Grayson and Drake will no longer let me in the cave. they believe that your ghost is angry with me and are afraid you will become agitated by my presence there.”

“…” he waited impatiently for Jason’s response. “well how the fuck did you manage that?”

“your brothers are imbeciles.”

“first of all i’ve not even seen Tim since he got taken in, i met him like once when i was thirteen at a gala when we took turns trying to throw olives into an old lady’s handbag from the balcony above, he is more your brother than mine,” Damian rolled his eyes, tapping his foot and peeking out from behind the curtain he was hiding behind to call from, ensuring Alfred wasn’t nearby. “second of all why the fuck would they immediately assume i want you gone? didn’t they wonder why i didn’t start haunting the cave when the replacement took my mantle?”

“you’re acting like there should be logic behind any of this. i stole some tires and now they think your spirit wants me dead.”

“just tell them you took the tires.”

“but then i’d be caught and my mission would be a technical failure.”

“sucks to suck.”

Jason was not much help.

he was even less help when he came to Gotham and, in between establishing himself as an anonymous crime lord in Crime Alley, starts fucking breaking into the batcave to move shit about and leave threatening messages claiming that ‘the ghost of Robin is displeased with Damian’

Damian is this fucking close to just revealing Red Hood’s identity. on the plus side Tim is having the ego boost of his life learning that his successor’s ghost was ok with his Robin but not Damian’s. he’s been on a permanent high for the past month and it’s not going down any time soon.

Bruce is just sick of Dick sobbing through seance attempts while he’s trying to work at the batcomputer.

1 month ago

I see a lot of social media. So… give me Damian Wayne making social media accounts for Titus, Ace, and Alfred the Cat. Let Alfred the Cat have more followers than the entire family combined. Let Bruce Wayne follow only ten accounts on his official Instagram—and one of them is his son's pets. Give me Damian Wayne celebrating his pets’ birthdays. No one knows when they were actually born, but Damian remembers the days they came into his life, and he celebrates their birthdays because he can and he wants to. Give me the Wayne pets on social media… photos showing how massive Titus is and how he should probably start paying rent at this point. Show Ace constantly getting into fights with Jason and Dick over the clothes, how they're always stealing the clothes. Give me Alfred the Cat judging everyone, or doing something adorable. Just pets. Being soft. Being chaotic. Being beloved.

1 month ago
Young Just Us!!

Young Just Us!!

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i have read over 1,000 batman fics in 5 months. I've lost my fucking mind

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