I Love Staying Up On Facetime And Sleeping On Facetime. Like No I Can't Lay Next To You In Bed In Person
I love staying up on facetime and sleeping on facetime. Like no I can't lay next to you in bed in person yet but I can lay with you on call. I've done this with A twice now and everytime i fucking wake up feeling like a Disney princess. This is your sign to sleep on facetime with someone who you want to
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meet penis from my new cartoon "steamboat penis" where the titular character penis pilots a boat shaped like a penis right into some sharp rocks killing himself and all other 42 passengers on board
"It's okay guys i'll see you next year"
Dr. Picani decided to spend the holidays with a new friend called Sleep! They baked cookies, listened to lots of music, decorate a tree and even read a few letters from their Friends!
I Made this drawing to celebrate the new year, hello!
The entirety of the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants lmao
The only fucks we give
I think it is so funny how (please forgive me if im mistaken) the asexual ring is worn on the middle finger on the right hand and the aromantic ring is worn on the middle finger on the left hand because we can just
Traced him, gonna do him in my own style soon
I forget badgers are real sometimes, like what do you mean those little guys are real ??? Stripes and all?
(photo off Pinterest)
this is a real little fella? I'm gonna draw him
if all you transmascs don’t yet have a close transmasc friend to share dysphoria tips with, you need one.
this is non-negotiable.
you will have a transmasc friend in 2024.
I'll send a prayer to Hades as an apology in advance, but otherwise I 100% can't wait.
It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
