Duse, Sex Is A Joke To Humans

for mself 6-6

Go be free and powerful, my sweet lil babies

We are just 8 days away from asexual awareness week and I just want to say that regardless if you think aces are lgbt or not at least have some decency to let us celebrate our identity without discourse, especially if you're not ace yourself.

Picrews I use for online RPG

Mermaid MakerMermaid MakerGot into online roleplaying? Your DM needs a character token and you want something else than google-searching random people’s art that may fit your character’s description? Or are you a DM looking for quick NPC tokens and portraits? Try these picrews!

(This is a completely personal post, my intention is to keep these as in-setting as possible so I’m omiting the overly simplistic styles and anime styles)

Humanoid characters:

Baydews avatar maker V. 2.0 - Supports characters in fantasy settings. Supports heterochromia.

Tiefling maker - Great for characters in fantasy settings, not only for Tieflings!

Djarn’s character maker - No clothing choices for fantasy settings, but it’s a very detailed realistic portrait maker.

Bright’s picrew hell - A bit more cartoonish but has a lot of options for humans and fantasy creatures. Supports heterochromia.

Cute D&D character creator - Something more lighthearted if you want to see your OCs as cute chibis.

Murmur Character Creator - Not many “fantasy” option but it’s good for creating a nice female character portrait.

Dragon Age elf/human maker - For fairly realistic female elves and humans

The Dragon Prince Elf creator - The Dragon Prince style, elves/elvish characters, has horn options too. No clothings.

Hadingley Hill maker - medieval/renaissance portrait maker

Fantasy Icon Maker - For fantasy characters. Supports heterochromia.

Fantasy icon maker - another nice maker with many options

Fantasy girl - elvish/human female characters

Fantasy Hero Creator - Simple maker with some nicely detailed elements

Female human&elf / Male human&elf - a detailed fantasy maker

Muscular female / Muscular male -  a detailed fantasy maker for buff characters

Fairytale duet M/M | F/F | F/M - Humans/elves, realistic skin tones only.

Mystical elf maker - Cute elf girl portrait maker

Elvish character creator - Elf lady. Limited realistic skintones but nice clothing and background choices

AATAVEITH CHARACTER CREATOR - Human/elf female. Natural human colors only but many clothing options.

Mermaid Maker - Female mermaid or humanoid

Witch Doctor - Female only

Victorian Steampunk Dressup - A detailed steampubk character maker

Elven Fashion - Female elf only. Realistic skintones and some nice clothing.

Enchanter Maker - Female elf/human

Deity maker - Lots of creative options for inhuman characters. Base/lineart only

Non-humanoid characters:

Dracthyr Maker - For all your dragons and dragonkin

Dragon PNGtuber Base Generator - Dragon base/lineart only. 

DnD Frog Maker - Frog people

Catfolk Maker - Cat people

Dragonborn - dragon people

Wolf / werewolf designer - Wolf face portrait with many nice options

Werewolf - fantasy werewolf

Anthro character creator - Various animal people

Animals:

Wolf&dog - Fluffy friend custimizable with apparel

felidaze’s cool cat creator - Cats with lots of options

Wolf Maker - simple wolf creator

My Froggie - Fantasy frogs

Mouse Warrior - For all you Mouseguard/Mausritter players!

RATS!! - Realistic rat portrait maker

gay rat maker - realistic fullbody rat with apparel

Mouse Guard Maker - Creator for Mouse Guard characters

Dream Horse Maker - Horses

Cat Maker - Cats

Avian Creator - Birds

Fantasy Bird Creator - birds

Realistic Goat maker - realistic goat with lots of options

This is a resource for private online gaming between you and your friends, no commercial/advertisement usage!

eat my toes

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

this is it, the best one. fuckin.. best slasher right here hands down 

Black Christmas 1974 BLU-RAY Audio Commentary with Billy (actor Nick Mancuso)

Transcribed:

Hol-y shit! ope-! what? Twist? TWIST?! HAH- FELLATIO! Alright, here we go. Let’s get serious now, alright? Yes, the microphone- I know, it’s moved- I-It shifted- Idontknow :( Hahlright, here we go…! HAHLRIGHT… I can see you! I can see you! I can see the old lady…! The old- little old lady with a- yes, I can see you :) I can see both of you actually??? I’m feeling strange feelings in my stomach… And… lower down. Deep, deep inside. Strange, mh, feelings of… I don’t know- I… I- I am confused too, I’m very confused! And I’m getting progressively more confused- I… I want to do things to you and I- I don’t know what it is! I-I feel like… doing things to you. And, mmh hm… And these things that I do to you they might MAKE A BABY! THE BABY! Alright ihdjhd dontwannamakeany BABIES! h hhmm mmnyea yea Women… Can’t live with em… hhhCAN’T BURY THEM IN YOUR BACKYARrrrrrD huhuhmmmn mmm [moans] WOOORDS of WISDOM, Lloyd my boy! WOOORRRDS… hhhOF… WISDUM! hahmm [moaning, swallowing] wait a minute… hhahYou’re the caretaker? Noo… YOU’RE the caretaker! You’ve…… ALWAYS……….. been………… the caretaker…… hhyeah [moaning and chewing] HAHHnnngh huu HIS EYES! WHAT… HAPPENED… TO HIS EYEEEEEEEES? huuu… he’s got… His father’s… HIS father’sss… eeeyes.

It’s… meEeEe… BILLeeyyyyyyhyyyyyyhhhyyyhhhhh……….

S-Siiiiieeelent noiiiiiiight….. hoooooollllyy niiieiehehghghgthtttttt…. Aaaallll is caaaaalm…. aa-a-a–a-a-a-aalll iiii-i-i-i-i-i-s briiiiiiight NNNYONDDER R EEEEEVEVEEUHUIHSDIAHFUAH08HQ089EWHFG9H98UESH0F8H9UWHE BELELHEHELE BELEN CHILD DNIUWEAHIFUIUHEUIOSGRYUBFIABE

Eloha: So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Hugo: ...I did. I broke it.

Eloha: No. No you didn't. Dedan?

Dedan: Don't look at me. Look at Enoch.

Enoch: What?! I didn't break it.

Dedan: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Enoch: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Dedan: Suspicious.

Enoch: No it's not!

Japhet: If it matters, probably not, but Pablo was the last one to use it.

Pablo: Liar! I don't even drink that!

Japhet: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Pablo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Japhet!

Hugo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, mama...

Eloha: No! Who broke it!?

Enoch: Eloha... The Batter’s been awfully quiet...

Batter: REALLY?!

more on writing muslim characters from a hijabi muslim girl

- hijabis get really excited over pretty scarves - they also like to collect pins and brooches - we get asked a lot of questions and it can be annoying or it can be amusing, just depends on our mood and personality and how the question is phrased - common questions include: - “not even water?” (referring to fasting) - hijabis hear a lot of “do you sleep in that?” (we don’t) and “where is your hair?” (in a bun or a braid, usually) - “is it mooze-slim or mozzlem?” (the answer is neither, it’s muslim, with a soft s and accent on the first syllable) - “ee-slam or iz-lamb?” (it’s iss-laam, accent on the first syllable) - “hee-job?” (heh-jahb, accent on the second syllable)

- “kor-an?” (no. quran. say it like koor-annn, accent on the second syllable) - people tend to mess up our names really badly and you just get a sigh and a resigned nod or an awkward smile, maybe a nickname instead - long hair is easy to hide, short hair is harder to wrap up - hijab isn’t just covering hair, it’s also showing as little skin as possible with the exception of face, hands, and feet, and not wearing tight/sheer clothing - that applies to men too, people just don’t like to mention it ( i wonder why) - henna/mehendi isn’t just for special occasions, you’ll see people wearing it for fun - henna/mehendi isn’t just for muslims, either, it’s not a religious thing - henna/mehendi is not just for women, men also wear it, especially on their weddings - there are big mehendi parties in the couple of nights before eid where people (usually just women and kids) gather and do each other’s mehendi, usually just hands and feet - five daily prayers - most muslim kids can stutter through a couple verses of quran in the original arabic text by the age of seven or eight, it does not matter where they live or where they’re from or what language they speak natively - muslim families tend to have multiple copies of the quran - there are no “versions” of the quran, there has only ever been one. all muslims follow the exact same book - muslims have no concept of taking God’s name in vain, we call on God at every little inconvenience - don’t use islamic phrases if you don’t know what they mean or how to use them. we use them often, inside and outside of religious settings. in islam, it is encouraged to mention God often and we say these things very casually, but we take them very seriously - Allahu Akbar means “God is Greatest” (often said when something shocks or surprises us, or if we’re scared or daunted, or when something amazing happens, whether it be good or bad; it’s like saying “oh my god”) - Subhan Allah means “Glory be to God” (i say subhan Allah at the sky, at babies, at trees, whatever strikes me as pleasant, especially if it’s in nature) - Bismillah means “in the name of God” and it’s just something you say before you start something like eating or doing your homework - In Shaa Allah means “if God wills” (example: you’ll be famous, in shaa Allah) (it’s a reminder that the future is in God’s hands, so be humble and be hopeful)

- Astaghfirullah means “i seek forgiveness from Allah” and it’s like “god forgive me” - Alhamdulillah means “all thanks and praise belong to God” and it’s just a little bit more serious than saying “thank god” (example: i passed my exams, alhamdulillah; i made it home okay, alhamdulillah) - when i say we use them casually, i really mean it - teacher forgot to assign homework? Alhamdulillah - our version of “amen” is “ameen” - muslims greet each other with “assalamu alaikum” which just means “peace be on you” and it’s like saying hi - the proper response is “walaikum assalam” which means “and on you be peace” and it’s like saying “you too”

If ur arabic ur great If ur arabic and muslim ur great If ur arabic and queer ur great If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

So this is where we're at huh