Eloha: So... Who Broke It? I'm Not Mad, I Just Wanna Know.

Eloha: So... Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Hugo: ...I did. I broke it.

Eloha: No. No you didn't. Dedan?

Dedan: Don't look at me. Look at Enoch.

Enoch: What?! I didn't break it.

Dedan: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Enoch: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Dedan: Suspicious.

Enoch: No it's not!

Japhet: If it matters, probably not, but Pablo was the last one to use it.

Pablo: Liar! I don't even drink that!

Japhet: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Pablo: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Japhet!

Hugo: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, mama...

Eloha: No! Who broke it!?

Enoch: Eloha... The Batter’s been awfully quiet...

Batter: REALLY?!

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2 years ago

y’all want some cool, muslim-made, modest fashion ideas for your hijabi characters?

absolutely nobody asked but here, have them anyway (all via the Islamic Fashion Institute):

Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?
Y’all Want Some Cool, Muslim-made, Modest Fashion Ideas For Your Hijabi Characters?

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4 years ago

ok but we gotta talk more about vintage halloween costumes, we GOTTA

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ESPECIALLY the diy ones. back before costumes were mass-manufactured, people were left to their own devices and shit got WILD.

Ok But We Gotta Talk More About Vintage Halloween Costumes, We GOTTA
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It was an absolute free-for-all. back before you could buy a batman mask in a drug store for $5, people really just did whatever

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and it was FABULOUS

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bonus points to these early commercialization attempts. yes that is a batman dress

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anyway there is a basic human drive to wear weird-ass clothing and we should incorporate this shamelessness into our daily lives. only the most meagre of social laws prevent you from dunking yourself in body glitter and wearing a cape & pointy hat to the grocery story on a regular basis. revise your life accordingly.

3 years ago
Yasuhiro Nightow’s Art Process For Vash From Comickers Art Style Volume 4! ❤️‍🩹🔫
Yasuhiro Nightow’s Art Process For Vash From Comickers Art Style Volume 4! ❤️‍🩹🔫
Yasuhiro Nightow’s Art Process For Vash From Comickers Art Style Volume 4! ❤️‍🩹🔫
Yasuhiro Nightow’s Art Process For Vash From Comickers Art Style Volume 4! ❤️‍🩹🔫
Yasuhiro Nightow’s Art Process For Vash From Comickers Art Style Volume 4! ❤️‍🩹🔫
Yasuhiro Nightow’s Art Process For Vash From Comickers Art Style Volume 4! ❤️‍🩹🔫
Yasuhiro Nightow’s Art Process For Vash From Comickers Art Style Volume 4! ❤️‍🩹🔫

Yasuhiro Nightow’s art process for Vash from Comickers Art Style volume 4! ❤️‍🩹🔫


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6 years ago

Okay so, I have this possibly helpful tip/product for trans guys. I know it might seem like a small thing but often with trans dudes the smallest things can make a huge difference.

So, basically I found these underwear (made by Hanes) that are technically women’s underwear but they just look like boxers. (heres a picture)

Okay So, I Have This Possibly Helpful Tip/product For Trans Guys. I Know It Might Seem Like A Small Thing

Now, the reason I’m highly recommending these is because they’re made to fit a female body. The inside even has a place you can put a pad so you don’t have to wear those girly panties for a week each month (if that applies to you, it’s a definite plus). Not to mention they’re affordable (i found a two-pack on sale for 5$) and, since they’re technically women’s underwear, it might be easier to slide by the lesser-supportive parents and the like.

Again, this seems like a really small and dumb thing, but dysphoria’s a bitch and I know y'all just want somethin’ comfy between you and those jeans.

4 years ago

WARNING!!!!

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

4 years ago

Keeping this for myself 👀

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

Hello good people !!

I have made a few clown dolls before, and someone submitted a question asking if I followed any guide for them or had a guide myself. I sorta made it up as I went for the first doll, but I have learned better methods of doing things since then!

Here is my guide on how to make some dudes for yourself!

You will need:

Fabric for the body - I used an off-white fleece for the torso and limbs for this one, but have previously used a thin off-white sorta cotton fabric, which works better if you want floppier/thinner limbs!

Fabric for the clothes - Use whatever you want, honestly! I used some cool stretchy silver-metallic fabric for mine but have previously used cotton and polyester patterned fabrics !

Polymer clay - I used Sculpey III for this one, but for my previous two I used some other kind of Sculpey that was very very light and airy, which made it hard to sculpt properly without squishing it! If you want to add any detail to the face shape, use some firm polymer clay !

Posca pens (optional) and acrylic paints - Acrylics are used for the base coat on the head. I used the paints for the details too previously, but used posca pens on this one which was much easier to do the face details with! Either works just fine, though : )

Faux fur - for hair! If you want a bald clown or one with just a hat without hair, you don't need this!

Decorative trims and such - I used some pink frilly elastic trim, blue dotted non-elastic trim, white elastic frilly mesh, buttons, a silver bell and some blue velvet ribbon for this guy! You can literally use whatever you want (ribbons, bows, pom-poms, lace, etc) to make your clown look cute!!

Varnish - Use spray varnish if you can! It'll help prevent the face paint from smudging (all 3 of mine have had this happen using varnish with a brush). It is possible to use varnish with a brush on them but be careful with it! I used sculpey gloss varnish.

Tin/aluminium foil

Basic sewing supplies (needles, thread, pins, scissors)

Steps

1. Make a ball out of the foil, a little smaller than the size you want the finished head.

2. Cover it in a layer of Sculpey and sculpt the face shape you want. Include a pretty thick neck with the base at the bottom WIDER than the rest of the neck. This will be how the head is anchored to the body!

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

3. Bake the clay, let it cool, and sand it down so that it is nice and even without any finger-prints!

4. Paint a base coat on it with acrylic paints!

5. Paint/draw on whatever face details you want using acrylics or posca pens! Let your creativity flow!!

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

6. Varnish it!

7. Draw out the body pieces (torso and limbs) on your body fabric. You'll need two torso pieces, four leg pieces and four arm pieces. Honestly there's no method to what shape to draw, just draw what shapes you want them to be! (Remember to reverse each second piece though so that they match up when sewing them together). I used a rounded rectangle for the torso, and chose to make the legs on mine very long!

8. Cut out all the pieces and sew them together with the CORRECT sides facing INWARDS and the WRONG sides facing outwards. Once sewn, flip them inside out. MAKE SURE TO LEAVE THE TOP SIDE OF THE TORSO UN-SEWN TO INSERT THE HEAD!

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

9. Almost fully fill the body with plastic pellets, and only partially fill the limbs (I filled them about 1/4 full)! If you don't have those, use dry rice like I did (or dry lentils) or sand! If you use sand, ensure sure you make your stitches REALLY close together so sand doesn't come out of any gaps! If you want the limbs to be chunkier, fill them with more pellets OR stuff the rest of them with poly-fill or cotton wool!

10. Insert the neck into the torso and sew the opening tight around it, like this! The wide base of the neck stops the head from coming out : )

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

11. Sew on the limbs! The stitching doesn't have to be perfect here since the clothes will hide it!

12. Make the clothes! You can make whatever kind of clothing you like; I just made a baggy little jumpsuit sorta thing for my guy! To do this, I laid the clown out on the fabric and roughly drew the shape for clothes around him based on what I wanted! Flip it, lay it down in the fabric again and then trace this to get the second jumpsuit piece!

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

13. Use the same method of sewing the pieces together with the CORRECT sides facing each other so the WRONG sides are facing outwards. Then turn the clothes inside-out so that the eight sides are now facing outwards! MAKE SURE TO LEAVE OPENINGS FOR THE HEAD AND LIMBS TO COME OUT THROUGH!

14. Put the clothes on the clown!!

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

15. (Optional) Glue fake fur on the top of the head in the style you want it! I used hot glue because I didn't have anything else, but fabric glues and all-purpose glues would be good too! If you don't want hair, just skip this step!

16. (Optional) Hat!! Cut out a wide triangle shape, sew the opposite sides together and then sew a circle to the base if you want a pointy hat like my dude's one (I don't have photos of this sadly but I'm sure there's a tutorial out there of how to sew a cone)! Then glue the base to the top of the head.

16. And finally, add all the trims and extra bits you want to make them look super cute !!! I just sewed on some ribbon to the base of the hat and around the ankles, sewed some frilly elastic trims around the neck, added a little silver bell to the hat, sewed frilly trim around the wrists and ankles and then sewed two buttons onto the front of his clothes!

How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)
How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)
How To Make Your Own Clown Doll ! (A Guide)

And then, your little clown is done !!!

I hope this comes in handy to anyone wanting to make their own clown dude!

I would appreciate any reblogs and such of this to help spread the clown joy !!

Have fun !!!

(Small note! I would appreciate if you didn't copy any of my clowns directly! Please use this as more of a guide than an exact tutorial to make this specific clown! Being creative with yours is much more fun!! :•D)

3 years ago

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

You’ve Heard Of Elf On The Shelf, Now Get Ready For
4 years ago
A Little Reminder To The Transphobes.

A little reminder to the transphobes.

This blog supports trans people and trans rights.


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5 years ago

my son

Today’s Clown Is: The Hotdog Juggling Clown From The Game Hiveswap Friendsim! 

Today’s Clown is: The Hotdog Juggling Clown from the game Hiveswap Friendsim! 

4 years ago

Myths, Creatures, and Folklore

Want to create a religion for your fictional world? Here are some references and resources!

General:

General Folklore

Various Folktales

Heroes

Weather Folklore

Trees in Mythology

Animals in Mythology

Birds in Mythology

Flowers in Mythology

Fruit in Mythology

Plants in Mythology

Folktales from Around the World

Africa:

Egyptian Mythology

African Mythology

More African Mythology

Egyptian Gods and Goddesses

The Gods of Africa

Even More African Mythology

West African Mythology

All About African Mythology

African Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

The Americas:

Aztec Mythology

Haitian Mythology

Inca Mythology

Maya Mythology

Native American Mythology

More Inca Mythology

More Native American Mythology

South American Mythical Creatures

North American Mythical Creatures

Aztec Gods and Goddesses

Asia:

Chinese Mythology

Hindu Mythology

Japanese Mythology

Korean Mythology

More Japanese Mythology

Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures

Indian Mythical Creatures

Chinese Gods and Goddesses

Hindu Gods and Goddesses

Korean Gods and Goddesses

Europe:

Basque Mythology

Celtic Mythology

Etruscan Mythology

Greek Mythology

Latvian Mythology

Norse Mythology

Roman Mythology

Arthurian Legends

Bestiary

Celtic Gods and Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands

Finnish Mythology

Celtic Mythical Creatures

Gods and Goddesses

Middle East:

Islamic Mythology

Judaic Mythology

Mesopotamian Mythology

Persian Mythology

Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures

Oceania:

Aboriginal Mythology

Polynesian Mythology

More Polynesian Mythology

Mythology of the Polynesian Islands

Melanesian Mythology

Massive Polynesian Mythology Post

Maori Mythical Creatures

Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses

Hawaiian Goddesses

Gods and Goddesses

Creating a Fantasy Religion:

Creating Part 1

Creating Part 2

Creating Part 3

Creating Part 4

Fantasy Religion Design Guide

Using Religion in Fantasy

Religion in Fantasy

Creating Fantasy Worlds

Beliefs in Fantasy

Some superstitions:

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