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Owl hybrid BF who is obsessed with you and your chubby cheeks. [Fem Chubby Reader 🎀]

CW: Some NSFW stuff in middle part of the HCs, Talks about pregnancy in a fluffy manner.

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At first he was very curious about your cheeks. The texture of them, squishability, etc.. At first it was a simple pinch of your cheek with his sharp talons. He made sure to not poke you with them; he couldn't stand the thought of hurting you just for his own curiosity.

It then turns into a full on observation he would trace his fingers around your soft jawline, your pretty smile lines, the apples of your cheeks, every little detail he was looking and storing it into his memory.  

If you have any facial features on your cheeks like beauty marks, moles, scars, vitiligo, etc. Expect him to ask about it. He loves you very much and would love to hear facts about anything related to those facial features and how you got them or if you were born with them.

If you ever feel insecure about any part of your face/body expect him to come to wherever you are and be greeted with kisses and reassurance that he loves you and doesn’t want you to change if you don’t want to do it for yourself and besides he likes your chubby face and body way too much.

I could see him nuzzling his feathery cheek against yours. It's very soft and a bit comforting. Plus he loves the feeling of your skin against his more feathered one.

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He’s a bit of a switch; he doesn't mind being dominant but he also doesn’t mind being submissive. As long as he gets to see your cute expression, the feel of your body against his, and the adorable noises you make, that's all he needs.

He loves seeing the way your belly grows a bit bigger as he pumps you full of his cum. He praises you for being so good to him and he couldn’t imagine living without having you in his life. 

Also seeing your cheeks filled up with his cum after he made you suck his cock drives him crazy with love and adoration for you and your cute little cheeks.

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He sometimes wonders if he were to get you pregnant would the hypothetical children have your adorable cheeks. The thought of it makes his heart flutter in his chest.

He loves you so much and would literally cry if you wanted to lose all your chub. He loves you right now; he doesn't want you to lose all the features that he finds adorable. You had reassured him that you just wanted to exercise more and you had promised him that you would stay his chubby little princess.

He loves preening you even though you don’t have feathers he still takes care of you like helping you take care of your hair or helping you pick out outfits to wear. He loves helping you look like the best version of yourself. Cause if he’s confident about himself and how he looks he’ll definitely help you find your confidence as well.

He loves spending quality time with you whether it be cuddling in his makeshift nest of pillows and blankets, watching one of your guys favorite movies on the couch, cooking/baking together in the kitchen he's all for it. He just loves getting to see you. It's one of his favorite things during the day. The first would have to be waking up next to you.

He’s definitely let out a happy hoot once when he was cuddling with you one time. You’ve never let him live it down. He also sometimes playfully nibbles on ear sometimes. It’s a weird affectionate thing he does.. according to him.

๋࣭ ⭑ All in All birdbrain [Affectionately] loves you very much .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓅓‧₊˚ ִ☾.

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YOOOOOOO, This is so good! :)

Hello, how are you? I hope you are doing well. I came by to request something for Lost Silver and Glitchy Red (Separate) . How would they react to an aroace reader. Like maybe they didn’t know what it was and reader explains to them that she didn’t get those types of feelings and they would rather just be friends with everyone instead going around looking for a romantic partner and if you could use they/she pronouns I would be very grateful.

If this is too much for you you can just ignore this. Take care! :)

I hope these are okay! Also I don’t really tend to use any pronouns in my headcanons since I just use “you”

Lost Silver:

*He’s heard the word aroace before, but he had no idea what it meant

*so, bring his best friend, he decides to ask you

*since you’re the one who mentioned it to him

*you were a little hesitant to tell him, since you’ve had backlash before, but you knew he wouldn’t make of you, so you told him what it meant

*Lost Silver listened intently to your explanation, that you’re not interested in going around and looking for a romantic partner or anything, just friends

*and he takes a moment to process, before he smiles at you and tells you that he’s happy you told him

*and he’s proud of you for coming out to him!

Glitchy Red:

*Aroace sounds familiar to him, like he has heard it before, but he isn’t really sure

*he isn’t sure how it got brought up in a conversation, but he had ended up asking you about it, since you’re familiar with the outside world than he is

*You were a little unsure whether or not to tell him at first

*but seeing as he wouldn’t leave you alone until you told him, you told him what it meant being aroace, and that you were aroace

*Glitchy Red took a few moments to process your explanation

*”so you’re not interested in anything romantic.. I see.. and that’s great, at least you know what you do and don’t want.”

*he chuckles a bit as he pats your head, proud of you for pretty much coming out to him, even if it wasn’t completely intentional

I couldn't finish the drawing I had planning today so can you hold this bomb for me for a second byee

The never ending battle

I feel like there are a lot of people out there who needs to hear this:

If you dropped out of school because of diagnosed (or undiagnosed) ADHD, Autism, ADD, OCD, Dyslexia, Anxiety, Depression, Bipolar disorder, psychotic disorders, schizophrenia etc… You did not fail. The education system failed you.

NSFW - A New Trick

CW: Loss of virginity..

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Thinking about a little mean stray cat hybrid. You’re just a cute little dog hybrid. Floppy ears, wagging tail and that good ole golden retriever energy. He’s not mean mean but he’s not nice either. He constantly teases you when you’re inside playing with your owner but when he sees you out of breath after playing with your owner and how you flop onto your chubby belly with soft little pants coming from you. He knew he had to get you outside and away from your owner so that he can have some fun with you.

So one day you’re with your owner at the park playing with each other. Your owner just happened to throw the ball a bit too far so know you’re both looking for it. Until you found it but in was in the hands of the stray cat. You innocently enough walked up to him. “Hey can I have the ball back it’s my owner’s and I wanna give it back to them.” You politely asked him

One thing lead to another and now you were being lifted by your hips and you felt the rough texture of the stray cat hybrid’s tongue against your clit. The sensation had you whimpering and curling your toes. He then pushed one of his fingers inside of your chubby puppy cunt. He chuckled as he felt you clench around you. “Gotta be a good girl and loose up for me pup.” He said as he patted your ass. You whimpered as you felt his finger start to move inside of you. Soon he added another finger stretching out even more. That and along with his tongue had you cumming in minutes.

You panted softly after that rough first orgasm. You had never had a mate before so you hoped that this stray wouldn’t be to rough with you. Oh how naive you were.. “Gonna make you cum on my cock..” He grunted as he rubbed his clothed shaft against your dripping wet entrance. “Please I’ve been good can I have my ball back?” You whimpered out as your eyes met his. “Come puppy you don’t want to miss out on the fun for a little ball do you?” The stray cat hybrid as he aligned his cock with your entrance. You nervously swallowed as your dog ears pinned back slightly. The stray cat hybrid noticed your hesitation. “Hey, we don’t have to go any further if you don’t want to. We can resume this fun another time” He purred in a seductive manner. His tone changed your mind you didn’t want him to stop. “N-No.. I want to keep going.” You told him your eyes filled with determination. He chuckled at your sudden change of heart.

“Alright but don’t say that I didn’t warn ya.” He whispered into your ear. He then slowly pushed himself inside of you. He groaned at the tightness of your fat cunt. “Fuck you’re just squeezing me princess.” He hissed while resisting the urge to pound your fat puppy cunt. He started at leisure pace but it soon turned into rough thrusts that made your eyes roll back and your back arch. He gritted his teeth together as he heard your cute moans and whines. He then grabbed you by your tail and tugging on it slightly making your back arch even more. Soon both of you came and you felt a bit closer than before. He pulled out of you and laid down on his back. “Um.. now that the fun is over can I have my ball back?” You asked him innocently. “Tsk really you want this ball that much?” He teased you while holding the ball out of your reach. He looked at the ball and then you before standing up. He fixed his pants and then started to walk off. “I think you leave without it.” He said in a flat tone.

“B-But you promise I could have it..” You whined in an upset voice. “Oh you silly little thing you should know not to trust a stray cat.” He said as he stood in place. He started to walk off again but when he noticed that your ears flopped downwards he chuckled and then threw you the ball. You instantly perked up and kissed his cheek before running off with the ball probably to find your owner. Maybe he could see again some time…

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Creepypastas with an Asexual/Aromantic S/O

Creepypastas Included: Jeff, BEN, Jane, Toby, LJ

Fanon version. Canon would probably not respect it much or not care.

Jeff The Killer

-Knows some of the terminology but still slightly confused

-When you explain it to him, he is like "OHH"

-Respectful, sometimes accidentally makes a sexual comment but if you are uncomfortable, he will definitely start apologizing and asks if you want to watch a movie

-Will stab aphobes. No questions asked.

BEN_Drowned

-Knows literally everything, no problem bby <3

-Super respectful, if you are uncomfortable with sex/romantic things, he will NEVER mention it again around you

-BOY WILL HUNT DOWN APHOBES AND GUT THEM. GET REKT NOOBS.

-If you become uncomfortable in a situation, they will just ask in the sOFTEST VOICE IMAGINABLE "hey, wanna go play (favorite game)?"

-Will edit out inappropriate scenes in movies via their technological manipulation skills.

Jane

-Knows a lot. She will definitely ask whether you are comfortable with sexual/romantic things and respect your feelings.

-Respects, but she's still a little sexual. sorry :(

-Aphobes will be shot on sight. Die motherforkers.

-If you get uncomfortable, she will try and distract you or move you to a safe place.

-Reassures you that you are 100% valid. She's lesbian, so she knows how it feels to not be accepted.

Toby

-Doesn't know anything, so you'll have to explain, but he still respects you.

-Not super sexual at all, so he won't be any different around you.

-LOVELY LITTLE SOFT BOI TURNS INTO A RAGING MONSTER IF ANYONE TALKS BADLY ABT YOU

-Like BEN, he's really great about helping you feel more comfortable.

-just imagine "h-hey, l-l-let's go throw so-me axes :)"

LJ

-AroAce king

-Sex = ew. No. No.

-Aphobes will suffer- well, consequences.

-Literally just guards you 24/7

-Prepare for dragon figurines and garlic bread for christmas