The Girls! !

he caught them gossiping

based on mutual's headcanon of red having a skitty that he talks to sometimes

Eggs: Scrambled or Over-Hard

Steak: Well Done

Milk: White - Reduced Fat & Lactose Free

Alcohol: None, Too Young

Warm Drink: Lipton Tea with white sugar or Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows

Tag: @piece0fcqke

Depression culture is bad ways of coping

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Creepypastas with an Asexual/Aromantic S/O

Creepypastas Included: Jeff, BEN, Jane, Toby, LJ

Fanon version. Canon would probably not respect it much or not care.

Jeff The Killer

-Knows some of the terminology but still slightly confused

-When you explain it to him, he is like "OHH"

-Respectful, sometimes accidentally makes a sexual comment but if you are uncomfortable, he will definitely start apologizing and asks if you want to watch a movie

-Will stab aphobes. No questions asked.

BEN_Drowned

-Knows literally everything, no problem bby <3

-Super respectful, if you are uncomfortable with sex/romantic things, he will NEVER mention it again around you

-BOY WILL HUNT DOWN APHOBES AND GUT THEM. GET REKT NOOBS.

-If you become uncomfortable in a situation, they will just ask in the sOFTEST VOICE IMAGINABLE "hey, wanna go play (favorite game)?"

-Will edit out inappropriate scenes in movies via their technological manipulation skills.

Jane

-Knows a lot. She will definitely ask whether you are comfortable with sexual/romantic things and respect your feelings.

-Respects, but she's still a little sexual. sorry :(

-Aphobes will be shot on sight. Die motherforkers.

-If you get uncomfortable, she will try and distract you or move you to a safe place.

-Reassures you that you are 100% valid. She's lesbian, so she knows how it feels to not be accepted.

Toby

-Doesn't know anything, so you'll have to explain, but he still respects you.

-Not super sexual at all, so he won't be any different around you.

-LOVELY LITTLE SOFT BOI TURNS INTO A RAGING MONSTER IF ANYONE TALKS BADLY ABT YOU

-Like BEN, he's really great about helping you feel more comfortable.

-just imagine "h-hey, l-l-let's go throw so-me axes :)"

LJ

-AroAce king

-Sex = ew. No. No.

-Aphobes will suffer- well, consequences.

-Literally just guards you 24/7

-Prepare for dragon figurines and garlic bread for christmas

bromita 🤭

How about some friendship headcanons with Lost Silver? :D

Oh heck yeah!!

*Lost Silver was rather surprised that you would want to become friends with him, considering… well, his situation.

*You wanted to be friends with him since he looked really sad and lonely

*he was a little hesitant to become your friend, but now he doesn’t regret his decision. He actually enjoys being around you.

*it was definitely better than being around the Unown, that’s for sure

*though he may not talk much, since the Unown tend to spell out what he says, most of the time

*which took you a bit to understand since you’re not exactly versed in the Unown alphabet

*but with his help, you got it down fairly quick!

NSFW - House Hubby

Imagine your pathetic needy house husband who was crying when you left him to go to work. He is such a sweetheart but he’s so very clingy and pathetic. He quite literally yearns for you when you're at work. Waiting and counting the seconds when you’d get home. When you finally get home he’s smothering you with hugs and kisses. He’s all over you.. Tell him he’s a good boy after all he cleaned the whole house, made you dinner and looked after the pets/kids. He’s such a good husband which is why you reward with the best pegging of his life. He’s gripping the sheets so tightly while whines and groans escape his pretty lips. Tears in his eyes as you praise him for taking your strap so well. After you're done with he’s so tired and he has the most blissful expression on his face. You just love him so much and he loves you as well.

Oooh! Fnf hypno huh? Can I request headcanons of Lost silver fnf befriending a Child Y/N who somehow got teleported in the game and is a huge horror fan headcanons?I can just imagine the surprise of meeting a child who actually likes blood and horror and isn’t scared by your appearance-

Growing up, you were always a sucker for horror. You liked watching movies and playing games with a lot of blood in them--it was never a problem for you.

As much as your peers might’ve been concerned, you’re doing fine, actually. You just like scary stuff. Plain and simple.

That being said, you also liked creepypastas and knew several from the Pokemon franchise.

On Halloween, you hoped to spend it trying out a horror mod for a rhythm game.

However your computer was acting rather odd while trying to boot the game up--and it suddenly crashed, but instead of the usual restart screen it glowed with an eerie light you were tempted to touch-

And it sucked you into the game itself somehow.

You wake up in a void and that’s when you meet the person from the infamous “Lost Silver” story.

A very much dead and dismembered Gold.

After the initial shock of being inside the game passes, you approach him, curious.

His usual frown twists into a look of surprise upon seeing you rather than Boyfriend. And he realized you didn’t belong here. He was scared.

So he screamed, his facial features stretching in such a way that would’ve surely terrified you.

But...it doesn’t.

You’re like “woah!! You can do that????” with such an awestruck look.

Immediately Gold is confused, and the ? Unowns end up surrounding him. Though you understand what he means.

“You don't scare me. I think you're pretty cool honestly.” You reassure him, though you see him turn away, on the verge of crying bc he thinks you don't mean that.

You caught him on a bad day. He tried befriending a young Pokémon trainer and they ran away screaming at his appearance...so it's hard for him to believe you. He's been sulking in this void ever since.

“Stop lying...” He rasps heartbrokenly.

But then he feels your comforting hand on his shoulder.

“I'm not lying. I'm not afraid of you, Gold.”

“...you should be.”  Turning his head slowly, you see him crying bloody tears, glowing red dots in his sockets, and his mouth stretched unnaturally long. You swore his heart was somehow visible in his throat.

Though all you did was smile. “C’mon, it takes more than that to scare me off.” You chuckle.

Finally convinced, he fixes his looks just as Celebi appears to use Perish Song. But Gold stops it, considering you a friend.

You thank him for that before explaining your situation.

Long story short, you spend a while in the game as your PC in the real world takes its time rebooting.

But until then, you kept Gold company, getting him to smile more and more outside the void.

He's just happy there’s a kid his age in another world who doesn’t fear him.

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