Perfectly-circular-sandwich - Kwibii

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

Asking for a decaf at a coffee shop when you're extremely caffeine sensitive sucks so bad cause they don't do it like, half the time. They just give you full caff. It's like if you go to a place where they sell water and then water with evil ghosts in it and you say please just regular water, hold the evil ghosts, and the underpaid worker who you tipped 30% on a single cup says "ok" and then puts evil ghosts in your beverage remorselessly

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

glad to see those spreading the truth

This is so fucking funny

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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