Glad To See Those Spreading The Truth

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

gotta say 4chan won a spiritual war by dying via hacking (cool) rather than via capitalism like we will (trite and unoriginal)

i regret nothing

my kid keeps saying shit like i love you momy we'll always be together and i just know i am going to die for narrative reasons soon

every time someone infodumps to me about some crazy shit i say ‘i am learning so much’ and no one will ever know it’s a reference to this screenshot of my middle school group chat that i treat like a well known meme

"empowering women by sending katy perry to space for 2 minutes" shut the fuck up. samantha cristoforetti was the first female commander of the international space station and she became an astronaut because of star trek. and there is a real chance she is a kirk/spock shipper

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.